Piers Morgan notes more people signed this particular petition than enrolled for O-care

When Kathleen Sebelius gives the next update we'll see if a signature to deport Piers Morgan will count as an Obamacare sign-up under the more "expansive definition" of enrollment. … Morgan may have presented the Obama administration an idea. … Even Piers Morgan decided to add to the list of things there are more of than Obamacare enrollees…

At last: White House addresses petition to deport Piers Morgan

The long national wait is over! The White House has finally seen fit to address the popular petition to deport Piers Morgan over his asinine remarks on the Second Amendment: BREAKING: White House statement re petition to have me deported: — Piers Morgan January 9, 2013 Let’s not let arguments over the Constitution’s...

Joyce Carol Oates likens Piers Morgan to 'crucified Negroes' over deportation petition 'rage'

But while gun rights advocates have reacted to the petition with the snarky #PiersMorganDeportationGifts hashtag, author Joyce Carol Oates has likened the petition to — wait for it — a lynching. … Recently, Americans have petitioned for the deportation of Piers "Musket" Morgan, after the British CNN host essentially hijacked the national conversation on gun violence with a relentless stream of "look at me!" tweets. … We at Twitchy hadn't paid much attention to the White House's "We the People" site until spokesman Jay Carney drew attention to the petition to release the president's secret beer recipe…

Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him

Did Piers not consider that maybe, just maybe, the petition uses the First Amendment to highlight the absurdity of his ignorant attacks on the Second Amendment? … Musket Morgan is beside himself over this assault on his First Amendment rights. … Heh. A petition created on the White House website yesterday calls for the Obama administration to "Deport British Citizen Piers Morgan for Attacking 2nd Amendment…

D’OH! Piers Morgan copies Joy Reid’s STUPID take on kneeling, ties for dumbest NFL tweet YET

Oh look, Piers Morgan said something stupid. We’re SHOCKED. Millions of Americans kneel in church every week – are they disrespecting God? — Piers Morgan October 8, 2017 We hate to break it to Piers, but Joy Reid already tried this crappy argument several weeks ago. Not-so-great minds think alike. I'm curious if...

BLIMEY! Seems Piers Morgan has ticked off … well, everybody about the Olympics

So apparently Piers Morgan tweeted something not-so-bright about the Olympics, specifically about medals. Just can't get excited by Silver & Bronze medals. You win or you lose.Gold is all that matters. #Olympics2016 — Piers Morgan August 10, 2016 And when he was called out for said not-so-bright tweet, Piers being Piers, he doubled down on...

Get off his lawn! Piers Morgan calls out lazy youth over Brexit

Whoa. Memo to our lazy youth who didn't vote: if you don't vote, you have no right to moan about the result.Pipe down. — Piers Morgan June 26, 2016 Didn’t see this coming. Agreeing with Piers Morgan? Are we being punked? @piersmorgan Why vote when you can sign an e-petition? Silly Piers. — POLLOS...

Feud: Charlie Daniels invites Piers Morgan to the swamp

It’s not worth it, Charlie Daniels: not even a White House petition was enough to send Piers Morgan back to England. It seems America is stuck with him. What else have you got? If you had to go to war who would you want to watch your back Piers Morgan or Phil Robertson — Charlie Daniels...

Ahoy Captain Morgan: Twitter floats #PiersBoatNames

Not even a White House petition has managed to unmoor Morgan from his desk at CNN, but if all of the big scary guns in America do drive him back across the pond, Twitter has plenty of #PiersBoatNames for his escape vessel. … Piers Morgan demonstrated his one-of-a-kind eye for journalism last night during the tense Dzhokhar Tsarnaev standoff by asking the question that was on exactly no one's mind at the time: "Imagine if that's YOUR boat."…

Pic: Internet buzz shows Piers Morgan is an idiot; ‘Piers Morgan is’ Google search hilarity

Ben Shapiro schools Piers 'Musket' Morgan on Second Amendment; Morgan calls Constitution 'your little book'; Update: Video added … Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him … Piers Morgan pathetically wallows in deportation petition attention, British start petition demanding he's not sent back…

Musket Morgan confuses car ownership with gun rights, retweets claim that people ‘take freedom too far’

Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him … Sadly, it'll be a long time before Piers Morgan is "over Piers Morgan in the news." … Piers Morgan took yet another a breather from Twitter (under 12 hours this time!) to scribble oh-so-genius comebacks and gun control arguments in his diary…

Aww: Musket Morgan whines about ‘right wing masses’ mobilizing against him

Aww: Poor widdle Piers Morgan has a case of the sads over petition to deport him … Pathetic: Piers Morgan takes 18 hours to craft comeback to 'gun-toting heroine' … Piers Morgan: Bob Costas is '100 percent right'; Second Amendment was written with muskets in mind…

Ben Shapiro schools Piers ‘Musket’ Morgan on Second Amendment; Morgan calls Constitution ‘your little book’; Update: Video added

" Morgan, the subject of a petition to have him deported, considered it absurd to think that the U.S. government could ever — even in the distant future — turn tyrannical. … For anyone who's ever seen Shapiro speak, suffice it to say that he did not present as easy a target for Morgan's condescension as Alex Jones. … Breitbart editor-at-large Ben Shapiro made a fantastic appearance on Piers Morgan's CNN show tonight…

Arkansas Rep. Tim Griffin petitions Senate to finally pass a budget

It's a long shot, but maybe a petition is the way to get the Senate to finally pass a budget. Rep. … The White House has weighed in (lightly) on the movement to deport Piers "Musket" Morgan and released the secret White House beer recipe. … If we've learned anything from the White House's official "We the People" petition site, it's that it's one way to get the media's attention, and maybe even the president's attention, if he feels like being bothered…

Roll Deport Tide! Creepy Musburger parody petitions White House in bid to snag Katherine Webb’s heart

Piers Morgan is going to be totally mad that he is stealing his deportation petition thunder! … WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO … The account is now taking "ditching the zero" into its own hands, and is petitioning the White House to deport A.J. McCarron to smooth the path to Webb's heart…

Alex Jones meets, mocks Piers Morgan in brain-melting ‘interview,’ challenges to boxing match

Instead of sitting for an interview, Jones merely showed up and started yelling at Morgan. … (Well, the real reason was because Jones was a co-creator of the infamous "deport Piers Morgan" White House petition.) He did not disappoint. … Talk show host and professional nutball Alex Jones was allowed on Piers Morgan's CNN program tonight in order to make "Musket" Morgan look sane…

Piers Morgan assumes you know who he is, want him to stay in America

Just so there's no confusion, one American has launched a counter-petition to keep Morgan in the States. … The Piers Morgan deportation petition has really taken off, though, closing in on 100,000 signatures. … CNN host Piers Morgan has settled on something he likes to milk for attention even more than a mass shooting: the White House petition to have him deported…

Twitterers offer to take in Piers Morgan if he's deported

Poor Piers Morgan. These days, it seems like nobody wants the gun-hating blowhard around. Faced with a petition to deport him from the U.S., and a similar one to keep him out of Britain, Morgan is in need of a new place to hang his hat. Fortunately, Twitterers around the globe are stepping up and...

Givers! Happy warriors offer ideas for Piers 'Musket' Morgan deportation gifts

Piers Morgan and his fellow travelers have inspired new NRA memberships. … Now, happy warriors are offering up some hilarious suggestions for deportation gifts for Musket Morgan using the hashtag #PiersMorganDeportationGifts. … As Twitchy reported, Piers Morgan had a super sad face over the petition to deport him…

Declare the NRA a terrorist organization, call several White House petitions

That petition has only 7 out of 25,000 required signatures, but that doesn't mean the sentiment isn't there. … One petition, currently parked at 3 signatures, declares that the NRA has "encouraged and enabled the use of violence by facilitating the spread of modern day weapons of mass destruction through instilling fear in politicians and the general populace as a political objective in stopping the rational and reasonable regulation of weapons of mass destruction. … Most likely, but that doesn't compare to the sentiment expressed in multiple petitions on the official White House site, asking for the government to declare the NRA a terrorist organization…

Narrative BUSTED: ‘Anti-Immigrant’ Trump just broke ANOTHER record and no wonder the media isn’t covering it

Wait, what now? The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services released their FY 2018 report and there was an increase in citizenship?! The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services @USCIS released their FY 2018 report and if you're wondering why ZERO mainstream media outlets have touched it this week it might be because there was a 61%...

White House: More than 60 people who knew Kavanaugh have signed a letter to directly refute Avenatti’s allegations

We know there has been a lot of back-and-forth when it comes to letters of support for both SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his accusers, but it all started with a letter of support from 65 women who actually knew Kavanaugh in high school and from there moved onto petitions in support of his accuser that anyone could sign, whether they went to school with Kavanaugh or not…

MOVE over Salon: Nobody journo wins Participation Trophy for most anti-American #July4 tweet

It’s Independence Day, so of course Salon released a ridiculous anti-American piece of garbage shaming the greatest country the world has even known because it’s what they do for clicks. No one was overly shocked because Salon has a pathetic history of releasing awful stories on patriotic holidays … That being said, every once in...

GAME OVER? Podesta-WikiLeaks hack may have exposed excerpts from Hillary Clinton’s paid speeches

And after the war when soldiers came back and went back into the market there was a lot of competition, because the economy was so heated up. … [Clinton Speech For Morgan Stanley, 4/18/13] … [Clinton Speech For Morgan Stanley, 4/18/13] *Clinton: "The Simpson-Bowles Framework And The Big Elements Of It Were Right… You Have To Restrain Spending, You Have To Have Adequate Revenues, And You Have To Have Growth…

'Apocalyptically dangerous': Actress Janine Turner fighting President Obama's dealings with Iran

Actress and author Janine Turner, best known from her role on "Northern Exposure," is not only one of those rare conservative celebrities; she's also founder of Constituting America, and she and her daughter Juliette have written their own must-read petition to demand that President Obama's "apocalyptically dangerous" dealings with Iran over its nuclear capabilities be checked by Article II of the Constitution. … Things quickly got crazy, with people posting petitions to make Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" the new national anthem, deport Piers Morgan, and build a functioning Death Star. … We're not sure how effective most petition drives are, but it's clear the Obama administration was pretty high on them at one point, with the official White House web site hosting a "We the People" petition tool and promising citizens the president himself would respond when a petition hit a certain threshold…

‘Tearing it up!’ Katie Pavlich is loaded with kick-ass at first IDPA shooting match [photos]

It's my first real shooting competition, so I'm bracing myself for a humbling experience. … This year's competition spans until Saturday but I'll be shooting today with a small group of Smith & Wesson executives and a couple other newbies to the competition world. … After meeting world shooting champion and Smith & Wesson Team Captain Julie Golob at the SHOT Show in January, she invited me to come check out the 17th Annual International Defensive Pistol Association [IDPA] Indoor Nationals to get a first hand look at competition shooting…

Joyce Carol Oates: One day meat-eating will be looked upon like slavery

First, author Joyce Carol Oates came for the guns, and we said nothing. (Actually, you on Twitter said quite a bit.) Now, she’s coming after meat, claiming that one day, our culture will look on meat-eating as it does on slavery. Slavery analogies are tricky business, for some more than others. Joyce Carol Oates at...