Who better to tell the completely made-up story of Joe Biden's life than a Hollywood producer? Heck, remember when they brought in an ABC producer for the January 6th Committee Meetings? It's all about marketing, people. It's the show.
It's literally the circus.
It's not about truth, or country, or the American people.
We laughed when we saw this even though we're pretty sure they didn't mean for this to be funny.
Scoop via @MattBelloni: Steven Spielberg “has been quietly but actively working with the Joe Biden campaign to help choreograph August’s Democratic National Convention in Chicago. … participating in multiple strategy sessions on how to best tell the president’s story…”… https://t.co/3CL1Mifqof
— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) April 26, 2024
How can we make this Botox-filled old geezer seem not so awkward, cringe, and fake? How do we make his whispering, sniffing children, and yelling more appealing? BRING IN STEVEN SPIELBERG.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
😂😂😂😂. Which lies is he going to use? Joe was raised in the Puerto Rican community? He lost a son in Iraq? His marches for Civil Rights? Joe’s story is one of a racist corruptocrat who lived off the taxpayers for 1/2 a century. That’s it. https://t.co/xklRDVw5Ec
— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) April 26, 2024
Biden was born a poor black child in Puerto Rico who marched for Civil Rights with his son who lost his life fighting in Iraq.
Done.
Working title: "From Corn Pop to Bosey: The Life and Times of a Puerto Rican Jewish Catholic Civil Rights Marcher, Truck-Driving 2nd Amendment Law Expert."
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) April 26, 2024
Adapted from Prez Biden's adapted speeches. https://t.co/ttaQ2nx0Kq
Heh.
Uhoh, this’ll make the protesters mad- a “Zionist!” in charge! How dare they!
— Swan of the South (@MSFC467382) April 26, 2024
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Whoa. We hadn't thought about that.
Patriotic music, flags, aviators, ice cream, a couple of Dark Brandon memes, “malarkey”, “here’s the deal folks”.
— 𝘫𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘭. (@Jeremy10036) April 26, 2024
That’s it.
OSCAR TIME!
They believe we are all excruciatingly stupid.
— Sue (@SusanK1717) April 26, 2024
Think about their audience, about who this whole thing is for.
The DNC.
Definitely NOT the brightest crayons in the box.
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