Grateful Calvin

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Proud Gen Xer who is channeling my spirit animal of a mischievous six-year-old boy with a talking pet tiger. In real life, my tiger is a big, yellow puppy who is better than most people. Love my America, love my Virginia, love my family and friends, and will walk through fire for all of them. Privately wishing we could go back to the 80s and 90s. For the music and movies, if nothing else. 

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'No Phone, Who Dis?' Spencer Pratt Knows Why Ilhan Omar Wants 'Less Scrolling, More Strolling'
Ilhan Omar

'No Phone, Who Dis?' Spencer Pratt Knows Why Ilhan Omar Wants 'Less Scrolling, More Strolling'

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'Joey, Know When to Give Up': Biden's Teaser Tweet for His New Book Does NOT Go As Planned
Joe Biden

'Joey, Know When to Give Up': Biden's Teaser Tweet for His New Book Does NOT Go As Planned

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Forza Italiani! Parish Priest Speaks for ALL of Us With a Special 'Blessing' for Rioters in Milan
Law and Order

Forza Italiani! Parish Priest Speaks for ALL of Us With a Special 'Blessing' for Rioters in Milan

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Holy Ratio, Batman! CT State Senator Pushing COVID Vax Gets Buried Under a Mountain of Mockery
Vaccines

Holy Ratio, Batman! CT State Senator Pushing COVID Vax Gets Buried Under a Mountain of Mockery

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Panic in Munchkinland: El-Sayed Reportedly Fires Staffer Who Dropped a HUGE Funding Bombshell
Abdul El-Sayed

Panic in Munchkinland: El-Sayed Reportedly Fires Staffer Who Dropped a HUGE Funding Bombshell

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Elissa Slotkin Didn't Misspeak — Punishing Political Opponents Has Been the Dems' Plan All Along VIP
Elissa Slotkin

Elissa Slotkin Didn't Misspeak — Punishing Political Opponents Has Been the Dems' Plan All Along

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James Woods Sums Up Gavin Newsom and His Call for a 'Blue Tsunami' With One Glorious (NSFW) Word
Gavin Newsom

James Woods Sums Up Gavin Newsom and His Call for a 'Blue Tsunami' With One Glorious (NSFW) Word

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Harmeet Dhillon Drops the HAMMER on Leslie Stahl's Claim That Election Integrity 'Sows Mistrust'
Election Integrity

Harmeet Dhillon Drops the HAMMER on Leslie Stahl's Claim That Election Integrity 'Sows Mistrust'

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BREAKING (Not Really): AOC's Ankles As She Tries to Hop Back and Forth Over the DSA Fence
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

BREAKING (Not Really): AOC's Ankles As She Tries to Hop Back and Forth Over the DSA Fence

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Jim Acosta Tells No Kings Rally He's Not Used to Giving His Opinion As a Member of the Press
Jim Acosta

Jim Acosta Tells No Kings Rally He's Not Used to Giving His Opinion As a Member of the Press

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Michele Tafoya BODIES Peggy Flanagan for Refusing to Accept Accountability for Minnesota Fraud
Senate

Michele Tafoya BODIES Peggy Flanagan for Refusing to Accept Accountability for Minnesota Fraud

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Van Jones Misses the Point — Again — With Claim That Katie Zacharia Was a 'DEI Hire'
Katie Zacharia

Van Jones Misses the Point — Again — With Claim That Katie Zacharia Was a 'DEI Hire'

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Hollywood Heresy: THR Laments the Decline in 'Gender-Balanced Hiring' on Television
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

Hollywood Heresy: THR Laments the Decline in 'Gender-Balanced Hiring' on Television

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Answer the Question! Allie Beth Stuckey Simply Obliterates Feminist 'Women's Rights' Activist
Transgender

Answer the Question! Allie Beth Stuckey Simply Obliterates Feminist 'Women's Rights' Activist

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Sophie's Significance: More Young Female Athletes Refuse to Compete Against Males VIP
Women's Sports

Sophie's Significance: More Young Female Athletes Refuse to Compete Against Males

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Dems' Outrage Narrative Gets NUKED With the Name of the Judge Who Signed the Omar Warrant
Ilhan Omar

Dems' Outrage Narrative Gets NUKED With the Name of the Judge Who Signed the Omar Warrant

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Murder-Y but Mostly Peaceful: MN Star Tribune Defends Light Rail After yet Another Shooting
Gun Violence

Murder-Y but Mostly Peaceful: MN Star Tribune Defends Light Rail After yet Another Shooting

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Based Queen Elizabeth: Dame Judi Dench Says You Can Take Your 'Trigger Warnings' and Stuff 'Em
Woke

Based Queen Elizabeth: Dame Judi Dench Says You Can Take Your 'Trigger Warnings' and Stuff 'Em

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Uhh, They're Not Here for You: Team Talarico Tries to Take a Victory Lap at Kacey Musgraves Concert
James Talarico

Uhh, They're Not Here for You: Team Talarico Tries to Take a Victory Lap at Kacey Musgraves Concert

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Sins of Omission: The NYTimes Is VERY Concerned About 'Violent Threats' Against Public Officials
Media Bias

Sins of Omission: The NYTimes Is VERY Concerned About 'Violent Threats' Against Public Officials

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She's Got TWOOOO WOOORDS for Ya'! Sophie Cunningham Claps Back at Her Haters in Lefty Media
WNBA

She's Got TWOOOO WOOORDS for Ya'! Sophie Cunningham Claps Back at Her Haters in Lefty Media

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Sit This One Out, Lady: Hillary Clinton Is Aghast That America Is Publicly Executing a Terrorist
Military

Sit This One Out, Lady: Hillary Clinton Is Aghast That America Is Publicly Executing a Terrorist

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Nobel Committee Awards Peace Prize to Israel-Hating South African (Because, of Course, They Did)
Antisemitism

Nobel Committee Awards Peace Prize to Israel-Hating South African (Because, of Course, They Did)

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Abdul El-Sayed Gets an AWKWARD Geography Lesson From Mike Rogers in Michigan Debate
Abdul El-Sayed

Abdul El-Sayed Gets an AWKWARD Geography Lesson From Mike Rogers in Michigan Debate

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This Is the Way: Marco Rubio's Brilliant Athens Speech Shows Who the True 'Ugly Americans' Are VIP
Marco Rubio

This Is the Way: Marco Rubio's Brilliant Athens Speech Shows Who the True 'Ugly Americans' Are

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'Oct. 7 Was Bad, BUT ...': Zohran Mamdani Gets DRAGGED for His 10/7 Anniversary Post
Zohran Mamdani

'Oct. 7 Was Bad, BUT ...': Zohran Mamdani Gets DRAGGED for His 10/7 Anniversary Post

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Even His Own Party Hates Him: Susan Collins BURIES Troy Jackson in ME Debate With One Question
Susan Collins

Even His Own Party Hates Him: Susan Collins BURIES Troy Jackson in ME Debate With One Question

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TWO Navarros Earn a Fresh 'Scott Jennings Face' for Doubling Down on Lies About Trump
Media Bias

TWO Navarros Earn a Fresh 'Scott Jennings Face' for Doubling Down on Lies About Trump

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The Athletic (aka, NYT) Demands the Indiana Fever CUT Sophie Cunningham Over 'Turbulent Takes'
WNBA

The Athletic (aka, NYT) Demands the Indiana Fever CUT Sophie Cunningham Over 'Turbulent Takes'

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'Do Your Friggin' Job, Lady': Superman Offers Some Sound Advice to Screeching Randi Weingarten
Randi Weingarten

'Do Your Friggin' Job, Lady': Superman Offers Some Sound Advice to Screeching Randi Weingarten

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CAT-Egorically Insane: NYC Shelter's Adoption Policy Is So Unhinged, Even PETA Is Calling It Out
Trump Derangement Syndrome

CAT-Egorically Insane: NYC Shelter's Adoption Policy Is So Unhinged, Even PETA Is Calling It Out

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Frigid Foresight: NBC News Provides Invaluable Information About Keeping Food Fresh
Media Bias

Frigid Foresight: NBC News Provides Invaluable Information About Keeping Food Fresh

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Where's the Love? The View Asks the Single Most Idiotic Question (yet) About the Clancy Case
The View

Where's the Love? The View Asks the Single Most Idiotic Question (yet) About the Clancy Case

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The Snark Is Strong With This One: JD Vance Echoes His Boss With EPIC Troll of CNN and Politico
JD Vance

The Snark Is Strong With This One: JD Vance Echoes His Boss With EPIC Troll of CNN and Politico

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Sit This One Out, Slick: Gavin Newsom Tries to Hop on the Trump 'Authoritarian' Bandwagon
Gavin Newsom

Sit This One Out, Slick: Gavin Newsom Tries to Hop on the Trump 'Authoritarian' Bandwagon

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Quiet Part Out Loud: Chris Murphy Declares That Dems Want to Control the Internet to Control Votes
Censorship

Quiet Part Out Loud: Chris Murphy Declares That Dems Want to Control the Internet to Control Votes

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Wrong Talking Points, Spartacus: Sen. Cory Booker Calls Abdul El-Sayed a 'Fringe' Figure
Abdul El-Sayed

Wrong Talking Points, Spartacus: Sen. Cory Booker Calls Abdul El-Sayed a 'Fringe' Figure

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Ed Sheeran Should Have Listened to Dana Loesch — NEVER Bend the Knee to the Rage Mob VIP
Antisemitism

Ed Sheeran Should Have Listened to Dana Loesch — NEVER Bend the Knee to the Rage Mob

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Converse-Troversy! Washington Post Tries to 'Sneak' in Some Race Rage Over Shoe Ad
Washington Post

Converse-Troversy! Washington Post Tries to 'Sneak' in Some Race Rage Over Shoe Ad

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'It's Two Letters': Scott Presler Hauls Out a Kamala Classic As the Debate Over AI Heats Up
Kamala Harris

'It's Two Letters': Scott Presler Hauls Out a Kamala Classic As the Debate Over AI Heats Up

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It's 'Orangeland' Now: President Trump Announces PERMANENT Greenland Security Deal
Greenland

It's 'Orangeland' Now: President Trump Announces PERMANENT Greenland Security Deal

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SCIENCE! The New Yorker Believes That You CAN, Actually, Get a 'Little Bit Pregnant'
Pro-Life

SCIENCE! The New Yorker Believes That You CAN, Actually, Get a 'Little Bit Pregnant'

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Insane: X Puts Abi Spanberger on Blast After Report of yet ANOTHER Illegal Alien Murderer in VA
Sanctuary Cities

Insane: X Puts Abi Spanberger on Blast After Report of yet ANOTHER Illegal Alien Murderer in VA

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Chalk Up Another Massive L for Newsom: TMZ Reports That Paramount Is Ditching California
Hollywood

Chalk Up Another Massive L for Newsom: TMZ Reports That Paramount Is Ditching California

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'This You?' Scott Jennings NUKES David Axelrod for Phony Outrage About SCOTUS Criticism
Supreme Court

'This You?' Scott Jennings NUKES David Axelrod for Phony Outrage About SCOTUS Criticism

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JD Vance Provides the PERFECT Response After James Talarico Names His 'Favorite' Drag Queen
James Talarico

JD Vance Provides the PERFECT Response After James Talarico Names His 'Favorite' Drag Queen

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Kick Her Out! Ilhan Omar's Repugnant Remarks About Charlie Kirk Should Be the Last Straw VIP
Ilhan Omar

Kick Her Out! Ilhan Omar's Repugnant Remarks About Charlie Kirk Should Be the Last Straw

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'Birthing Person' Jones Tried to Smear XX-XY's Jennifer Sey and It Was a MASSIVE Backfire
Women's Sports

'Birthing Person' Jones Tried to Smear XX-XY's Jennifer Sey and It Was a MASSIVE Backfire

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Abigail Spanberger Gets TORCHED on X for Claiming Americans 'Lost Their Lives' on 9/11
Abigail Spanberger

Abigail Spanberger Gets TORCHED on X for Claiming Americans 'Lost Their Lives' on 9/11

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'Mess With One of Us, Mess With All of Us': NY Fans Unite to Cheer America — and Jeer Protester
9/11

'Mess With One of Us, Mess With All of Us': NY Fans Unite to Cheer America — and Jeer Protester

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