Cher continues her tirade against ‘t-hadists’; Update: ‘T-Hadists R Cancer’; Update: Total Twitter meltdown!

In her latest anti-Tea Party rant, elderly pop star Cher tell her fans about a cartoon portrayal of “t-hadists,” which is Cher-speak for “Tea Party jihadists.” Grammar, spelling, punctuation, and logic have never been Cher’s strong points, but the message is clear enough: Cher believes American citizens who advocate for...

Cher isn’t racist; She hated Bush, and he’s ‘fish underbelly white’

As Twitchy reported, Cher has lost hope in the government and might never trust it again. That inspired some to suggest that she might be racist for criticizing America’s head of state. @carlsbadbugkil1 @cher @tDubsCorner When you say something in disapproval of the gov, you are a racist, @cher. See...

Fair Cher: Unhinged singer tries to defend pro-choice movement from the patriarchy

Cher recently took to Twitter to let a pro-life man know that she wished his mother could have chosen to abort him — and that her own mother could have made the same decision. Because female empowerment or something. As it turns out, she was just getting started. Yesterday, she...

Cher calls Mitt Romney ‘Bush on steroids,’ wants government out of her ‘small parts’

It took a series of tweets for Cher to get there, but the woman who sang about turning back time still managed to blame Bush. Why Don't These Christian Conservatives…WHO SAY THEY DONT BELIEVE IN "BIG"GOV… STAY THE fk OUT OF WOMENS "SMALL" PRIVATE PARTS ! — Cher (@cher) September...

What’s the difference between friends, Cher and ‘T-baggers’? The unhinged diva explains

That was Cher’s response after being accused of being a tease: @cher all this teasing! I'm beginning to think you've got a heart of stone, oh yeah, I said! — Jeffrey Whillans (@Jeff_1983) July 24, 2013 Cher saw this as a clear invitation to bash the Tea Party, and she...

Cher hates 'old white men' Republicans making women have babies; 'Contraception is illegal'; Update: Ranting continues

Cher claims Planned Parenthood no longer exists and contraception is illegal. Sadly, tweeting while intelligence-deficient is not. Apparently, if the government ceases to fund things with taxpayer money, it will no longer exist at all. Of course: No one built that. Only the government did.

Cher rants about voter ID … and Kathleen!; Update: She's not quite finished yet

Awww, she figured it out herself! Here, Cher. Have a cookie. Yesterday, the daft diva blessed us with a barely-intelligible Twitter tirade about Republicans’ intent to use voter ID laws to discriminate against the elderly, the disabled, and veterans. Also, racism. So, what’s got Cher in a twizzy today? It...

Post-Newtown, Cher calls for Walmart boycott over gun sales

After last Friday’s horrific murders in Newtown, Conn., Cher jumped aboard the celebri–ghoul anti-gun bandwagon, railing against guns, the NRA and … concoctions: [email protected] WTF ! Automatic weapons hunt & KILL MAN ! Wish those pussies in DC would do something W/NRA , But they wont ! Its not about — Cher...

Cher: I’d ‘kill myself after 1 verse of America the Beautiful!’

Today Cher admitted she shares something in common with Mitt Romney, or as she calls him, the "whitest man in magic underwear." They're both -- gasp! -- wealthy! But please don't take that to mean that the unhinged diva is one of those icky patriots. The "bubble" she occupies doesn't stand for that sort of nonsense. Cher would rather kill herself than suffer through a single verse of "America the Beautiful."

Cher still raging against ‘creature from the nether regions’ Ted Cruz

Stand & Be Counted..OR..Sit & Be NOTHING ! Rage against the Machine! Dont b Apathetic ! Find out,& fight 4 your rights & rights of others — Cher (@cher) February 22, 2013 We think this might be the end of Cher’s current rant against freshman Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, which began...

Cher wants to do what with old white men’s bodies?

The unhinged and incomprehensible Cher has been in full meltdown mode since before the debate last night. Not only is she claiming Mitt Romney will seize control of your body by single-handedly striking down Roe v. Wade, but she'd very much like to return the favor to "old white men" like Romney. Shudder.

Cher loves all the 'flaming assholes' — except Mitt Romney

Gasp! Is Cher mellowing in her old age? Say it ain’t so! The mere thought of a Mitt Romney presidency once reduced the “Teapublican”-hating diva to tears. Suffocation was preferable to breathing the “same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters.” Now he’s simply a...