Media ‘Something about a corncob’: Reza Aslan shares fake ‘real tweet’ from Ted Cruz and is apparently in no rush to take it down [screenshot]
US News Private jet aficionado John Kerry updates world on how much time remains to avoid a fossil fuel induced ‘climate catastrophe’
Entertainment ‘What the hell, man’? Stephen King gleefully taunts freezing Texans because Donald Trump doesn’t believe in climate change
US News Massachusetts climate expert stressed the importance of ‘[breaking] your will’ to fight climate change (but he totally didn’t mean it that way!)
US News Who’s up for a lecture from Bill Gates about major sacrifices we need to make to save the planet?
International events Great JOB Sleepy Joe! France already found guilty of failing to meet its own Paris climate accord commitments
US News ‘Is this a joke?’: UN names private jet owner and fracking investor as Special Envoy for Climate Ambition & Solutions
US News ‘No one saw THIS coming’: AOC & Bernie Sanders pitch legislation requiring Biden to skirt Congress (to save the planet, of course)
US News Video of Biden’s climate czar spinning use of private jet to accept environmental award in Iceland is making the rounds
US News WaPo opinion writer says it’s time to ‘stop lying to fossil fuel workers about how their jobs will exist forever’