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I Can't Be Sure, But I THINK Joe Biden Is Bragging to Jay Leno About Destroying American Energy

Twitchy


For the life of me, I cannot understand why Democrats keep trotting out Joe Biden as if America did not live through the years 2021-2025. 

It's not just that Biden was the worst President in modern history (yes, even worse than Jimmy Carter); he is all of that and a bag of Corn Pops. But every time he speaks, he reminds every American how Democrats lied for four years to prop up a walking corpse and pretend that he was the Commander-in-Chief. No one believes it. Not just conservatives, who knew all along. Even average, non-politically engaged Americans have eyes and ears that work. 

Of course, Democrats know it, too. They'll never admit it because to admit it would collapse their entire house of cards. But they know it. 

But for whatever reason, they keep doing it. It's almost as undignified as Carter's family wheeling him out at the end of his life for a photo op. 

Almost. 

Earlier today, Doug P. covered a recent conversation with Jay Leno (if you can call it that), in which Biden came through on both fronts of his embarrassment: bragging about destroying America while sounding utterly incoherent. Watch: 

I will pause for a moment to savor the irony of Biden bragging about halting oil production while cruising around in his gas-guzzling 'Vette. 

And what was that middle thing he said? Can I get a dementia translator in here? 

So much for Scranton Joe, who cares so much about working Americans. 

Did anyone ever believe that lie? 

Hey, at least he didn't brag about 'killing Medicare' this time. 

I know the answer. And so does every Twitchy reader. 

Why aren't Al Gore and Greta Thunberg protesting outside his house? 

We all know the answer to that one, too. 

Say it with me: 'Rules for thee, but never for me.'

Remember Twitchy's oft-stated axiom: 

It's not just hypocrisy, it's hierarchy.

This and about 1,000 other actions he took. (Or that were taken in his name.)

It never was. Chalk that up as another thing everyone knew, but the media refused to admit. 

It's a mystery. 

On top of his repugnant boasting, however, it's good to see that Biden still can't form a coherent sentence. 

Honestly, the only thing that shocked me was that he didn't try to hop out of the car at full speed and wander off, as he did in Normandy and the Amazon jungle when he was -- allegedly -- POTUS.

At least Leno was smart enough not to allow Biden to drive. 

That drive would have ended worse than if Toonces the Cat were behind the wheel.

Through all of this, I can't help but be reminded how ashamed of herself Jill Biden should be. 

But as everyone at Twitchy has documented over several years, 'Doctor' Jill has no shame. She may, in fact, be the most evil woman since Elizabeth Báthory.

I know she doesn't care about her husband, but she's so self-centered that she can't even understand how these continued Biden appearances will only hurt Democrats as they remind America of one of the biggest scandals in presidential history.

LOL. 

Honestly, I wish Biden would just retire to his beach house to get the medical care he needs. 

But if his wife and the Democrats insist on putting him in front of the American people, I will happily use every one of those opportunities to remind everyone of how brazenly they lied to create the Weekend At Bernie's presidency. 

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