Media Carl Bernstein says 21 GOP senators have ‘expressed extreme contempt for Trump’ — and at least one of them calls fake news
Entertainment ‘Who wants to tell him?’ Clueless dolt Rob Delaney gets hilariously SAVAGE civics lesson on the Senate (puppets and crayons!)
Media ‘It’s evil’: Vox’s Ian Millhiser absolutely cannot get over this great constitutional ‘moral tragedy’
Media Ian Millhiser’s hot scoop on senators who voted to acquit Trump is brilliant if you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand how Congress works
US News BRING it: Sen. Josh Hawley calls Democrats’ bluff on witnesses with list of people he plans to call and DAMN (cue Adam Schiff’s panic)
US News Can’t make this SCHIFF up! Big Bad Adam Schiff ‘jokes’ that senators will face prison time for leaving #ImpeachmentTrial early
Media CBS News journos crash their clown car after breathlessly reporting on flashcards featuring phrases to help senators ‘avoid reporters’ [pic]
US News Disgraced ex-Rep. Katie Hill isn’t convinced that Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will take their oath to ‘do impartial justice’ seriously (unlike Senate Dems)