Nov 3, 2026
It’s Election Day and the Polls Have Been… Creative: Here’s What Actually Matters and How to Follow
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/11/03/its-election-day-folks-g…popcorn-key-races-to-watch-and-how-to-watch-with-us-n2434058
Worth a glance once the Senate and House numbers start moving.Get minute-by-minute updates in the brand new super rad Twitchy Election … And of course, we’ll have even more election coverage starting at 7 PM ET, with our live blog and additional stories hitting the Twitchy …
Nov 11, 2026
Pubic Enemy: London Museum Trims Russell Brand Pubic Hair Display After Rape Conviction
https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2026/11/11/russell-brand-pubic-menace-n2434329
November 11, 2026Many, many people asked the same question, but were of the "what the actual ****" variety and not suitable for Twitchy …
Nov 12, 2026
Chuck Schumer Trips HARD Over Fellow Dems in Rush to Probe If Nvidia Put US Nat'l Security at Risk
https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/12/chuck-schumer-trips-har…ush-to-probe-if-nvidia-put-us-natl-security-at-risk-n2434353
Well: Ro Khanna Seems to Have Sold His Nvidia Stock at a VERY Convenient Time https://t.co/ema457d19t https://t.co/0GyoUb5V4l— Twitchy …
Nov 4, 2026
One Day After Midterms and George Conway Is Already Hot to Start the Ballroom Demolition
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/04/george-conway-already-hot-to-start-the-ballroom-demolition-n2434088
In an earlier post on Wednesday, Twitchy collected some of the Democrats' posts on how they're going to make gas and groceries more…
Nov 7, 2026
'Congresista' Delia Ramirez Tells Stephen Miller Not to Get Too Comfortable With His New Job Title
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/07/congresista-delia-rami…er-his-new-job-comes-with-an-accountability-package-n2434202
As Twitchy reported, Democrats supported their Election Day sweep by posting about affordability and how we could look forward to cheaper…
Nov 2, 2026
VoteHub: Expect to See Mike Rogers' Lead Vanish Overnight Thanks to 'Late Ballots'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/votehub-late-ballots-are-expected-to-favor-abdul-el-sayed-after-midnight-n2434018
Twitchy is your place to be on Election Night, but according to VoteHub, don't expect to see a winner in Michigan's Senate race called…
Oct 27, 2026
Mike Davis DROPS Jennifer Welch and Jim Acosta With the TKO of ALL TKOs for Threatening Trump Family
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/27/mike-davis-jennifer-welch-jim-acosta-n2433785
As Twitchy readers know, Jennifer Welch and Jim Acosta sat down to talk about how they would inflict revenge and pain on Trump and…
Nov 11, 2026
Activist Who Helped Kill $5 Billion Data Center on Empty Lot Suggests a Trampoline Park Instead
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/activist-who-helped-ki…center-on-empty-lot-would-prefer-a-trampoline-park-n2434327
As Twitchy reported on Tuesday, a community activist was being lauded by the media for collecting 25,000 signatures in an effort to…
Nov 9, 2026
Shaun King Says It’s 'So Ugly' That Anti-Zionist Cyclist’s Soles Were Filled With Tacks
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/09/shaun-king-says-its-ug…anti-zionist-cyclists-soles-were-filled-with-tacks-n2434258
As Twitchy reported over the weekend, activist group Philly Bike On Your Left organized a ride around historic Rittenhouse Square in…
Oct 26, 2026
MI Democrat Haley Stevens Comes Out Swinging at Cenk Uygur and His Antisemitic Pro-Abdul El-Sayed Ad
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/26/democrat-haley-stevens-c…nk-uygur-and-his-antisemitic-ad-supporting-el-sayed-n2433749
As Twitchy readers know, Cenk Uygur in all of his infinite wisdom (cough cough) released a pro-Abdul El-Sayed ad that is absolutely…
Nov 4, 2026
Abdul El-Sayed Finds ‘Delicious Irony’ in His Habibi JD Being Obligated to Swear Him In
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/04/el-sayed-finds-delicio…ny-in-his-habibi-jd-being-obligated-to-swear-him-in-n2434104
We're trying to keep things positive on Twitchy today after the thrashing that Republicans took on Tuesday, but we need to talk about…
Nov 11, 2026
This Guy: John Thune ‘Humbled and Honored’ to Lead Republicans Through the 120th Congress
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/11/john-thune-humbled-and…ored-to-lead-republicans-through-the-120th-congress-n2434340
As Twitchy reported, soon-to-be-former Senate Majority Leader John Thune was brutalized in the replies after he posted a sort of pep…
Oct 27, 2026
Cenk Uygur Takes UNHINGED to a Whole New Level Shrieking DEFAMATION at CNN and We Are Here FOR IT
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/27/cenk-uygur-calls-cnn-defamatory-ad-n2433783
As Twitchy readers know, Cenk Uygur really stepped in it with his shiny new antisemitic ad where two trashy white people at the grocery…
Nov 4, 2026
Consequences Incoming: At Least One Lunatic Leftist Isn't Celebrating the Midterm Results Today
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/04/consequences…leftist-isnt-celebrating-the-midterm-results-today-n2434089
As Twitchy reported last night, Stephen Redic, a lunatic boomer in New Hampshire, decided that the way he was going to "defend…
Oct 22, 2026
Oh BROTHER (Literally): Ilhan Omar’s Instagram Account (and Deleted Posts) Come Back to Haunt Her
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/22/ilhan-omars-instagram-account-posts-she-deleted-wow-brother-n2433602
As Twitchy readers know, Ilhan Omar sat down with Chris Hayes to do some serious damage control and it did not go well, like, at all.When…
Nov 4, 2026
Bless His Heart: Author (and China Promoter) Shaun Rein Hopes Dems Will Govern Wisely
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/04/bless-his-hea…a-promoter-shaun-rein-hopes-dems-will-govern-wisely-n2434081
As Twitchy reported this morning, it took many Democrats all of about five seconds after they knew they would control the House…
Nov 6, 2026
State of the Archaic: FAA Vows to Modernize Air-Traffic Control ... by Eliminating Floppy Disks
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/06/state-of-the…ize-air-traffic-control-by-eliminating-floppy-disks-n2434154
Richards 🇺🇸 (@DrJayRichards) November 6, 2026Sorry for the cortisol spikes that Twitchy readers are now experiencing.…
Oct 19, 2026
Gad Saad Continues TORMENTING Jessica Tarlov for Her Islamophobic Ignorance and We're Here FOR IT
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/19/gad-saad-continues-tormenting-jessica-tarlov-over-islamophobia-n2433461
As Twitchy readers know, Gad Saad expertly triggered a very self-righteous Jessica Tarlov who made some fairly ignorant comments about…
Nov 9, 2026
Carol Roth Gives Tammy Baldwin an Economics Lesson So Easy, Even a Caveman Could Get It (She Won't)
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/09/carol-roth-gi…lesson-so-easy-even-a-caveman-could-get-it-she-wont-n2434239
Thankfully, Twitchy favorite and economics guru Carol Roth was able to spell things out for Baldwin so clearly, even a caveman…
Oct 19, 2026
James Woods Sums Up Gavin Newsom and His Call for a 'Blue Tsunami' With One Glorious (NSFW) Word
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/10/19/james-woods-s…call-for-a-blue-tsunami-with-one-glorious-nsfw-word-n2433465
Actor and Twitchy favorite James Woods came up with the perfect description for his corrupt governor, albeit a bit NSFW. … As our readers know, we try to keep Twitchy as family-friendly as possible, but this retort from Woods was just too perfect to pass…
Oct 23, 2026
HOOBOY! Louise Lucas Drug Trafficking and Money Laundering Case May Involve OTHER VA Lawmakers
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/10/23/louise-lucas-docs-goes-deeper-than-lucas-virginia-democrats-n2433651
As Twitchy readers know, State Senator Louise Lucas (incidentally, the highest ranking state senator and President of the Senate) was…
Oct 20, 2026
Faux Khanna: Carol Roth Calls Out Ro Khanna's Latest Socialist Take as Only She Can
https://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2026/10/20/carol-roth-ro-khanna-n2433509
But when it comes from Twitchy favorite and financial whiz, Carol Roth, it's that much more delicious.Roth's point is that a stagnant…
Nov 10, 2026
Cringe: Rep. Nancy Mace Stands With the ‘Fearless Four’ Who Stood With Epstein Victims
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/10/cringe-rep-nancy-mace…th-the-fearless-four-who-stood-with-epstein-victims-n2434294
I don't know how to break this to Twitchy favorite Jarvis, but his imaginary girlfriend, Rep. Nancy Mace, just posted cringe.…
Nov 2, 2026
Woman Who Claims to Be a Victim of Pedophile Donald Trump Shares Her Message to Voters
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/woman-who-claims-to-be…pedophile-donald-trump-shares-her-message-to-voters-n2434015
washingtonpost @Reuters @NBCNews @nytimes @politico @thehill @guardian @Forbes @latimes— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) November 2, 2026As Twitchy …
Oct 29, 2026
How-To Guide: Local News in Minnesota Explains the State's Vouching Laws for Elections
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/29/local-news-in-minnesota-explains-the-states-vouching-laws-for-elections-n2433921
As Twitchy reported on Wednesday, Hennepin County, Minnesota, are charging James O'Keefe and Cam Higby with "unlawful voting" — technically…