Election Day

'-10%': Rasmussen Reports provides an update on the 'mysterious collapse' of President Biden's poll numbers

New York Times advises you to plunge your face into a bowl of ice water to cope with the election

This is the creepiest thing you'll see on Election Day

James Woods TORCHES Vox for claiming it's TOTES normal not to have races called on election night

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From Russia, Edward Snowden asks 'which corporate authoritarian sect' will win in America's elections

'Here we go again'! Politico's report about what 'we may not know' on Election Day sure sounds familiar

Illinois Dems pass bill threatening private businesses that refuse 'to take part in free election year advertising for the Governor and his party'

Bill Kristol admits that the 2020 election 'was more like Dunkirk' than D-Day, but the Resistance will never stop fighting for 'our liberation'

'My God': Following new John Weaver revelations, people are looking at this Lincoln Project tweet in a very different light

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'This guy': American hero James Comey manages to unite the country with his Election Day message [photo]

'What would it take to surround the White House and have people do stuff?' Shut Down DC makes plans

'We are just getting started': Max Boot pays tribute to himself and fellow Never Trumpers who 'left it all out on the field' to save America

Can anyone explain to Watergate hero John Dean what boarded-up buildings and beefed-up security 'say about the USA under Trump'?

Scandal: US attorney holds presser to announce indictments from rioting in Philadelphia 'five days before Election Day'

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'Savage!' Donald Trump has some thoughts on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle offering Americans voting advice

Mitt Romney spox says claim the senator won't vote on a SCOTUS nominee until next year is 'grossly false'

CNN beclowns themselves once again with 'embarrassing, stupid, vindictive' attempt to fact-check Donald Trump on COVID19 vaccine [video]

Michael Moore previews the outcome of Biden vs. Trump and we have questions [photo]

Sure about that? Kamala Harris thinks 'every single governor should follow [Ralph Northam's] lead'

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Why is Twitter designating this GOP mayoral candidate's campaign website as 'unsafe' (on Election Day, no less)? [screenshot]

SCHOOLED! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez embarrassed herself yet AGAIN with loaded question about Columbus Day

'Glass half full'? Stephen Kruiser finds the silver lining in Tim Kaine's Senate win

GIF party! Atlantic, CNN contributor Peter Beinart says 'tonight is feeling horrifyingly familiar'

'Such a wet blanket'! James Carville is crushin' it right now — libs' #BlueWave dream, that is [video]

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Hillary superfan Peter Daou hopes everyone in America votes like a black woman this #ElectionDay

EXIT POLL ROUNDUP (UPDATED) #ElectionDay #Midterms2018

Rich white Hollywood liberals are trying to get this Hispanic Uber driver fired because he's a Trump supporter

'Nice one'! Comedian Daniel Tosh's Election Day selfie is woke AF [pic]

'Dearest Martha': Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) sends dispatches from Manhattan's rainy Upper East Side this #ElectionDay

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Meet the California candidate with the BEST middle name in the history of elections

'So bizarre': Actress films her post-vote emotional breakdown and we're so confused [video]

Hands down, this is the BEST woke 5-year-old story you'll read today

PANTS ON FIRE! PolitiFact claims they're unbiased and accidentally inspires the FUNNIEST thread you'll read today

CHAOS: Voting problems reported across the country

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'What does that mean'? Stephanie Ruhle and Ali Velshi's pre-#ElectionDay swoon-fest is severely short on substance [video]

Doing it wrong: Dem Sen. Brian Schatz's pre-midterms message for Americans is pretty darn douchey

'You didn't build that!' You'll never guess what Barack Obama's taking credit for today [video]

'This. Is. Everything.' Check out the #BlueWave video that had Alyssa Milano crying 'ugly tears' (and try not to laugh)

'Interesting!' Rob Reiner's midterm election message proves effective ... at making him 'look really stupid'

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'Finally, a voice of sanity'! Comedian Daniel Tosh dishes out the best celeb voting advice yet (really)

'Jesus take the wheel'! Lauren Hogg's take on #PresidentialAlert is too hot to handle

'Forget it, he's rolling': Can anyone out there make sense of David Hogg's Election Day tweet?

Nate Silver: If the election had been held on a different day, Hillary might have won

One reported dead, three injured in shooting near polling place in California; Officers pinned down by gunfire; Update: Shooter found dead

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To BE THE MAN, you gotta BEAT the man! Guess who the Nature Boy Ric Flair voted for [photo]

These outrageously long lines to vote are unbelievable, literally, but still good for a laugh

And that's IT folks! Dolly Parton and her 'boob' tweet wins Twitter on this #ElectionDay

But she's WITH HER! Gosh, Sally Kohn seems nervous today ... wonder why?

Wait WUT? State Dept needs HOW many years (yes, years) to review Hillary's emails?

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BAHAHA! This is the BEST headline from the election, and Paul Krugman wrote it [hint: PRO-Trump]