Remember Edward Snowden? He’s still out there, still kickin’, and still testing the limits of auto-fellation.
Seriously, the guy thinks he’s God’s gift to the world. He’s so universally beloved, he had to take refuge in Russia.
Anyway, in honor of Election Day in America, Snowden has decided to conduct a Twitter poll:
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Which corporatist authoritarian sect will you vote for? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) November 8, 2022
Cute, Ed. Clever!
option e, "how dare you"
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) November 8, 2022
Is there also an option F? Like, can we just vote for Edward Snowden to crawl back under his rock? No? Well, you know what? I’m voting for that anyway, because I can. Because this is America, and not, you know, Russia.
Sorry, what’s your current address again? https://t.co/SiQVBajJlz
— Scott Feinberg (@ScottFeinberg) November 8, 2022
Russia. Homeboy is in Russia. Homeboy is a naturalized citizen of Russia.
Which one is invading Ukraine again? I forget
— Akiva Cohen (@AkivaMCohen) November 8, 2022
Edward Snowden didn’t forget. He just chose to totally ignore it.
Look at you, all grown up and a real Russian troll.
Making imperialism cracks as your fellow citizens get conscripted by the Pushing People Out of Windows Party…you’ve achieved that post-hypocrisy shamelessness. 😂 https://t.co/rEJtnndLgn
— Renee DiResta (@noUpside) November 8, 2022
Badge of honor actually pic.twitter.com/aX77HljpMx
— Renee DiResta (@noUpside) November 8, 2022
What’s wrong, Ed? Where’s that stunning bravery of yours that you’re always going on about?
Which one does your boss prefer?
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) November 8, 2022
He really says this with a straight face from his fascist safe haven with mock elections. https://t.co/SS6XamuzhJ
— Rebil09 (@rebil09) November 8, 2022
my brother in Christ you defected to a hybrid regime which is currently partaking in a genocidal war of annexation https://t.co/wOIX2RJ1Y6
— Ian Comings 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@Seedofcheif) November 8, 2022
You are an agent of the Kremlin, please stfu. https://t.co/OhPGsZUqTM
— Callum Chalmers 🔶🇺🇦 (@CAChalmers_) November 8, 2022
I’d love to see Snowden take a similar poll of Russians about Vladimir Putin vs. Alexei Navalny. See how many likes and retweets he gets from the Kremlin.
Well, he is, so … it all works out perfectly.
Jerk.
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