This is a very, very good twist on the entire genre of woke 5-year-old tweets. More of this, please:
My wife and I got back from voting and found our 5yo in tears that she didn't get to come. So I took her to the polling place and gave her a little patriotic talk about America and democracy.
On the way back she told me she thought mom had said we went "boating."
— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) November 6, 2018
So, so great:
Now, THIS is my kind of woke 5yo. ? https://t.co/WqBCQimgn4
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) November 6, 2018
This is the cutest election story I've ever heard
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 6, 2018
The twist ending is excellent https://t.co/KXPGwblNF6
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) November 6, 2018
A “wave election”?
This story gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “wave election.”
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) November 6, 2018
“WTF, dad? All I get is a sticker?”
Hilarious! You don’t get a sticker when you go boating. #Elections2018 https://t.co/CTEozuh0n7
— Russell Kinsaul (@russellkinsaul) November 6, 2018
It seems other kids thought there would be boating involved as well:
My 3-year-old was also very confused when we took him to the polling place and he couldn't find a boat anywhere!
— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) November 6, 2018
There’s even a T-shirt for it!
— Willie Geist (@WillieGeist) November 6, 2018
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Related:
'She is garbage'! Norm Macdonald catches lefty flack for getting starstruck by this conservative woman https://t.co/Beng950SSK
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 6, 2018
PANTS ON FIRE! PolitiFact claims they’re unbiased and accidentally inspires the FUNNIEST thread you’ll read today https://t.co/r3gk4Hl2l2
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 6, 2018
'Brilliant'! This bit of CNN's #ElectionDay coverage is definitely 'really fake news' [pic] https://t.co/Eaxt8fWhBO
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 6, 2018
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