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Let the Dragging Begin: Jessica Tarlov Takes an Epic Ratio for Moronic Take on ICE Recruitment
https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/08/09/jessica-tarlov-ice-n2416963
– She provides a wealth of good Twitchy content.…
Special Prosecutor AG Bondi Assigns to Letitia James AND Adam Schiff Should Scare the HELL Out of Them
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/08/special-prosecutor-ag-pa…mes-and-adam-schiff-will-scare-the-hell-out-of-them-n2416973
– As Twitchy readers know, AG Pam Bondi has been busy preparing to hold Adam Schiff and Letitia James accountable for at least some of…
Jarvis' Hilarious Thread of Keith Olbermann's Complicated, UNHINGED Relationship with Jesus Is a DOOZY
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/08/jarvis-keith-olbermann-thread-n2416946
– Twitchy favorite Jarvis, who is also now an overall X favorite, was kind enough to compile several screenshots of Keith Olbermann at…
Hillary Clinton Wants to Talk About Everything BUT Her Russian Collusion Hoax (How Convenient)
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/07/hillary-war-against-deadly-disease-n2416893
– she knows how massively disliked she is by the masses of Americans who REJECTED her in 2016.Guys, I had just started writing for Twitchy … And then, when she did, the amount of shock and awe and shrieking and meltdowns was a magical thing.We had Twitchy fodder for years.And…
'Yes, I'm Smiling:' Gina Carano Posts Heartfelt Thanks After Disney Lawsuit Settlement News
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/08/07/gina-carano-post-on-settlement-n2416933
– Lockwood 🐊 (@LockJp22) August 7, 2025We here at Twitchy did not forget.An actual Strong Female CharacterMay the Force Be With You!…
'Clean Up, Aisle Obama'! 2016 NPR Interview Shows Just How SHADY Obama Really WAS About Trump/Russia
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/07/obama-npr-interview-2016-n2416885
– Barack Obama has some 'splainin' to do.In other news, water is, in fact, wet.This interview find from Twitchy favorite MAZE is somethin…
Gerry-Maddening: Eight Videos Show the Crazy Lengths Democrats Are Going to in Texas Redistricting Fight
https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/08/western-lensman…pilation-of-all-outlandish-redistricting-dem-videos-n2416858
– Twitchy favorite Western Lensman has compiled several of them into a mini-marathon of madness.…
BAHAHA! Mississippi Dems Make Things SO Much Worse Using Chat GPT to Fix EPIC Self-Own on School Choice
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/07/mississippi-dems-try-explaining-why-they-deleted-school-choice-post-n2416884
– As Twitchy readers know, Mississippi Democrats accidentally made the best argument, maybe ever, FOR school choice.…
The Plot Thickens: Texas AG May Charge Runaway Democrats for Accepting Beto Bucks
https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/08/06/the-plot-thickens-texa…y-charge-runaway-democrats-for-accepting-beto-bucks-n2416857
– Earlier today, Twitchy brought you the story of the money behind the fifty derelict Democrats who fled Texas to deny quorum in the…
Harmeet K Dhillon: 'We Are Attacking Illegal Race-Based Gerrymandering'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/08/06/harmeet-k-dhillon-we-are-attacking-illegal-race-based-gerrymandering-n2416852
– .— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 6, 2025As Twitchy reported just last week, if the Supreme Court were to strike down Section…
GHOUL! Jim Acosta Throws Dad of AI Parkland Victim Under the Bus After Creepy, Anti-Gun Interview BOMBS
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/05/acosta-throws-dad-of-ai-kid-under-the-bus-n2416753
– As Twitchy readers know, Jim Acosta has sunk to a whole new low we didn't even know existed.He interviewed an AI version of a Parkland … School victim to push a gun-control narrative.As Twitchy readers also know, 99.99999999% of the UNIVERSE thought this was a shockingly…
Must-Read! Jarvis Shares Totally Real First Excerpt from Kamala Harris’s ‘107 Days’ 2024 Campaign Memoir
https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/06/jarvis-publishes-first-excerpt-from-kamala-harris-book-n2416796
– Note: The following Twitchy story contains satire.Popular X user Jarvis has an exclusive first look at Kamala Harris’s ‘107 Days’ book…
COPE: Democratic Wins Media Posts Some MAJOR Fanfic About Harris Winning a Redo of the 2024 Election
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/08/05/democratic-wins-kamala-would-win-by-7-in-a-redo-n2416740
– We've seen some major cope in our time here at Twitchy, but this is next-level, high-grade copium:BREAKING: New polling reveals, for…
Cringey Biden ‘Interview’ Flashback Video Shows Why Howard Stern Could Be on Cusp of Losing SiriusXM Show
https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/06/maze-flashback-shameless-cringey-howard-stern-joe-biden-interview-n2416812
– Twitchy favorite MAZE highlights one of the cringiest moments on Stern’s show, where he brought on a catatonic Joe Biden.…
Aww, WASSAMATTA?! LOL! WATCH Nicolle Wallace's Pinched Face As She Reports on Russia Collusion Grand Jury
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/05/nicolle-wallace-has-to-report-on-the-grand-jury-n2416751
– As Twitchy readers know, Pam Bondi has opened a Grand Jury probe into the Russian Collusion Hoax, so of course, our pals in the mainstream…
'This Is Going to HURT': Megyn Kelly Wipes the FLOOR With Obama Bro Jon Favreau in HEATED Back and Forth
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/06/megyn-kelly-jon-favreau-back-and-forth-n2416814
– As Twitchy readers know, Megyn Kelly decided to get brutally honest about Beyoncé's denim ad.In a way, we are witnessing a jeans and…
Texas AG Says He Will Seek Judicial Orders Vacating the Offices of Runaway Democrats
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/08/05/texas-ag-says-he-will…al-orders-vacating-the-offices-of-runaway-democrats-n2416798
– As Twitchy reported Monday, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott released a statement saying, "This truancy ends now.…
*SNORT* She MAD: Former Obama Staffer Goes on RACIST, Rage-Filled Rant About Sydney Sweeney's 'Genes'
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/05/former-obama-staffer-sweeney-ae-jeans-n2416748
– Heck, it gives us lots and lots and LOTS of Twitchy fodder.Like this:"Well, let me say this.…
TDS Lefty's 'Name 1 Thing That Qualifies Trump to Be President' Challenge Backfired In a YUGE Way
https://twitchy.com/dougp/2025/08/04/leftys-name-1-thing-tha…p-to-be-president-challenge-backfired-in-a-yuge-way-n2416712
– Freeman -- often on Twitchy, and none of it is any good.…
Texas House Dem Responds to Gov. Abbott's Threat: 'He's Making Up Some S**t, OK'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/08/04/texas-house-dem-responds-to-gov-abbotts-threat-hes-making-up-some-st-ok-n2416733
– As Twitchy reported earlier, Texas Gov.…
David French Makes 'The Conservative Case' for Being Baghdad Bob About Trump and Jack Smith
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/08/05/david-french…rvative-case-for-being-baghdad-bob-about-russiagate-n2416744
– (We'll grant an exception to Scott Jennings and a couple of others, like Shermichael Singleton and Kevin O'Leary.)Recently, Twitchy…
Governor DeSantis’ FAFO Rebrand: Florida’s DOGE Gets a Cheeky New Name to Troll the Left
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/08/04/new-florida-agency-doge-to-fafo-desantis-n2416700
– to work up an executive order and make it official. https://t.co/AiLDjpPFiN— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) August 4, 2025Dear 'Twitchy…
Monday Morning Meme Madness
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/08/04/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2416407
– compiled some of the funniest memes, clips, and jokes we scoured from Twitter/X this week and we're passing them on to you, our Twitchy … you can all relate.Low key a death race 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/nfZAsScnlv— NRM84 (@Mappy6984) July 29, 2025We're pretty sure our Twitchy…
New Report Alleges Fairfax County Provided Taxpayer-Funded Abortions to Students, Hid Them From Parents
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/08/06/taxpayer-funded-abortions-hidden-from-parents-in-fairfax-county-n2416792
–  At the bottom of this article, I have listed several links to just a few of the stories I and others at Twitchy have written…
Born in 2025, Conceived in ’94: The 30-Year-Old Baby Shaking Up Ethics
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/08/04/giving-birth-ethics-vip-n2416724
– Twitchy is getting deep.bro skipped the 2000s and showed up ready for Gen Alpha 😭technically born in 2025, spiritually from Blockbuster…
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