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Jason Crow, Who Recently Encouraged Military Sedition, Thinks January 6 Should Be 'Democracy Day'
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/01/06/jason-crow-january-6-should-be-democracy-day-n2423595
–  Obviously, we needn't remind any Twitchy readers that Crow is a member of the 'Seditious Six,' who very recently called for mutiny…
UPDATE: Suspect Identified Who Smashed Windows and Attempted Break-In at JD Vance's Cincinnati Home
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/01/05/suspect-arres…after-breaking-windows-at-jd-vances-cincinnati-home-n2423551
–  Twitchy will continue to update this story as it develops. …
The EU's Official Statement on De-Maduroing Venezuela Is As Useless as You'd Expect
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/01/04/the-eus-official-s…de-maduroing-venezuela-is-as-useless-as-youd-expect-n2423540
– Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) January 5, 2026It's all bark and no bite from that little doggy.As Twitchy readers know, Kaja's first message…
CLASS Is in Session! Former Teacher Takes Mamdani's Tenant Commie to TASK in Historic, Kick-BUTT Thread
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/01/05/class-is-in-session-form…tenant-commie-to-task-in-historic-kick-butt-thread-n2423552
– As Twitchy readers know, Zohran Mamdani is a newly elected cancer set to spread communism throughout New York City and perhaps all…
A New Year's Message From Twitchy Managing Editor Sam Janney
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/01/01/happy-new-year-twitchy-n2423442
– Happy New Year, Twitchy fam! … Thank you for making Twitchy your go-to spot for snarky conservative commentary. … With gratitude and a whole lot of snark,Sam JanneyManaging Editor, Twitchy …
Let's Check in With How Lefties on Bluesky Are Dealing With Trump Announcing the Capture of Maduro
https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/01/03/lets-check-in-with-how…dealing-with-trump-saying-maduro-has-been-captured-n2423489
– Here at Twitchy we often focus on posts from X users, including from Democrats and others, but every once in a while it's fun to check…
BREAKING: The US Strikes Venezuela Following Orders by President Trump (WATCH)
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/01/03/breaking-president…rump-has-reportedly-ordered-airstrikes-on-venezuela-n2423484
– Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) January 3, 2026We would expect an official statement from the Trump administration soon.Stay tuned to Twitchy…
Kathy Hochul Disgraces Herself and the Skylines of New York For Fictional 'Muslim-American Heritage'
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/01/03/kathy-hochul…the-new-york-city-skyline-for-mamdanis-inauguration-n2423483
–  As for Kathy Hochul, we really do try to stay away from NSFW language at Twitchy, but sometimes it is called for.…
BOOM: Iconic Meme Torches Zohran Mamdani's 'Warm Collectivists' Push for the COMMUNIST Ploy It REALLY Is
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/01/02/margot-cleveland-mamdani-rugged-individualism-n2423461
– If you want to be a Somali or a Communist, there are countries out there for you already.Woof, that was serious for a Twitchy post.…
Carol Roth Hilariously Notices Something About Mamdani's Coronation
https://twitchy.com/gordon-kushner/2026/01/01/carol-roth-hil…riously-notices-something-about-mamdanis-coronation-n2423457
– , if he succeeds, our poor proles will truly suffer as the utopian promises never materialize.That's a lot of words to say that Twitchy … Stick around, our talented Twitchy crew will have much more to say on this!…
Jack Smith (Yes, THAT Jack Smith) Just EVISCERATED Nancy Pelosi's J6 Committee (Especially Liz Cheney)
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/01/02/jack-smith-cassidy-hutchinson-liz-n2423460
–  It was all really gross and shameful, but if you're here reading Twitchy, you already know that....Like so many other debunked…
Tommy Lee Jones's Daughter Found Dead on New Year's Day, She Was 34
https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2026/01/02/tommy-lee-joness-daughter-found-dead-on-new-years-day-n2423475
– Many of us here at Twitchy are moms and dads, and it’s impossible to read about the loss of a child without imagining that kind of…
Former Tea Partier Joe Walsh Wakes Up In 2026 to Realize He's Joined the Communist Party
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/01/02/former-tea-pa…p-in-2026-to-realize-hes-joined-the-communist-party-n2423466
–  We even coined a word at Twitchy to describe exactly what Walsh was going through yesterday, watching the Communist he endorsed…
Covenant Shooter Didn't Want to Kill the Black Community, Which Is in Despair and Suffering
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/31/covenant-killer-didnt…e-black-community-which-is-in-despair-and-suffering-n2423435
– As Twitchy reported on Tuesday, The Tennessee Star reported that the FBI had released another 230 pages from Covenant School shooter…
Minnesota Childcare Director Goes a Little Off-Script: 'There Is Fraud'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/31/childcare-director-goes-a-little-off-script-there-is-fraud-n2423432
– As Twitchy reported earlier, a Somali woman at a rally in Minnesota froze up when the script she was reading from said, "I understand…
Minnesota Mom Freezes Up After Reading Statement Saying, 'I Understand, Fraud Is Bad'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/31/minnesota-mom-freezes…reading-statement-saying-i-understand-fraud-is-bad-n2423430
– As Twitchy reported on Tuesday, Jim O'Neill, Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services, has posted to X that "we have turned off…
Billionaire in Blessings: Reflecting on a Year Full of Love, Laughter, and Florida Sunshine
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/12/31/year-end-wrap-up-vip-n2423428
–  I look forward to another year at Twitchy.…
Manager of Daycare That Was Broken Into Says the Attention Has Been Frightening and Exhausting
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/31/manager-of-daycare-tha…s-the-attention-has-been-frightening-and-exhausting-n2423425
– As Twitchy reported earlier, one of the Somali-run daycares featured in Nick Shirley's viral video reported that it had been burglarized…
'Finally, Something NOT Infuriating!' NASA's Shot of Pluto's Icy Mountains Graces the Timeline
https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2025/12/31/finally-something-not…g-images-of-plutos-icy-mountains-grace-the-timeline-n2423403
– writer really doesn't have the right words to describe how awe-inspiring this is, but at the same time, we just wouldn't be the Twitchy…
Think Josh Gerstein Was REKT for His SYG Post Before? You Ain't Seen NOTHIN' Yet (Cue Mollie Hemingway)
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/12/30/mollie-hemingway-gerstein-n2423375
– As Twitchy readers know, POLITICO's Josh Gerstein said something immeasurably stupid about a Stand Your Ground law and Somali fraud…
Mike Rowe Shares a Wonderful Christmas 'Carol' That We Can All Enjoy ... Only In America
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/12/31/mike-rowe-sha…s-a-wonderful-christmas-carol-that-we-can-all-enjoy-n2423390
–  I know Twitchy readers do, too. I'll add my own postscript as well.…
Nick Shirley Responds to Gov. Tim Walz’s Accusations of White Supremacy
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/29/nick-shirley-responds-to-gov-tim-walzs-accusations-of-white-supremacy-n2423341
– As Twitchy reported earlier, Gov.…
A Twitter INSTANT Classic! Nikole Hannah-Jones Tries Deleting PULITZER-PRIZE Level Self-Own But We Got It
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/12/28/pulitzer-prize-winner-nikole-hannah-jones-misspell-deletes-n2423285
– Funny but probably not Twitchy-worthy.But then we saw what happened before she deleted it, and that was, of course, Twitchy-worthy.And…
‘For Kids Who Can’t Read Good’: Elon Musk Just WRECKED a Minnesota ‘Daycare’ … We Use That Term LOOSELY
https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2025/12/28/elon-zoolander-joke-n2423306
– daycare' shenanigans, and Elon’s perfect sense of timing, it’s the kind of chaotic comedy that’s just impossible for us here at Twitchy…
Dead Week Dreams: Health Goals, Less Noise, More Beach – What X is Resolving for 2026
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/12/27/planning-for-a-better-2026-vip-n2423281
– Enjoy some down time before the New Year begins, and make it a resolution to read 'Twitchy' daily.…
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