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‘For Kids Who Can’t Read Good’: Elon Musk Just WRECKED a Minnesota ‘Daycare’ … We Use That Term LOOSELY
https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2025/12/28/elon-zoolander-joke-n2423306
– daycare' shenanigans, and Elon’s perfect sense of timing, it’s the kind of chaotic comedy that’s just impossible for us here at Twitchy…
Dead Week Dreams: Health Goals, Less Noise, More Beach – What X is Resolving for 2026
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2025/12/27/planning-for-a-better-2026-vip-n2423281
– Enjoy some down time before the New Year begins, and make it a resolution to read 'Twitchy' daily.…
'They Knew': Here's Who Was Overseeing Daycare Centers in Minnesota
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/27/heres-who-was-overseeing-daycare-centers-in-minnesota-n2423272
– As Twitchy recently reported, Rep.…
A Warm AI Christmas Card From The Democrats, But Not Really
https://twitchy.com/gordon-kushner/2025/12/24/a-warm-ai-christmas-card-from-the-democrats-but-not-really-n2423169
– This writer wishes you wonderful Twitchy readers a meaningful and fun Christmas. …
Christmas Morning Merry Meme Madness
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/12/25/christmas-morning-merry-meme-madness-n2423121
– I wanted to do a VIP post so I could speak directly to you … uh … monkey-to-person, and thank all of you Twitchy VIP members for helping…
Former EU Commissioner Butthurt About Being Banned From the US for Censorship
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/24/former-eu-commissioner…thurt-about-being-banned-from-the-us-for-censorship-n2423221
– As Twitchy reported earlier on Wednesday, Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced that he was barring "leading figures of the global…
Slow News Day: The Hill Reports That Adam Kinzinger Cancels His Paramount Plus Subscription
https://twitchy.com/gordon-kushner/2025/12/24/slow-news-day…reports-that-adam-kinzinger-cancels-paramount-plus-n2423192
– As we've mentioned in a few Twitchy pieces, the journalist class is up in arms over CBS News' new editor, Bari Weiss.…
Merry Christmas to Everyone! Yes, Even the Worst of the Worst on the Left
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/12/25/merry-christm…veryone-yes-even-the-worst-of-the-worst-on-the-left-n2423203
– With that in mind, I want to wish a Merry Christmas to all of the leftists whom we feature regularly at Twitchy.…
Man Warns MAGA That He's Not the Guy to Attack and Will Go for the Jugular
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/23/man-warns-maga-that-hes-not-the-guy-to-attack-and-will-go-for-the-jugular-n2423185
– We thought it was our duty to warn Twitchy readers not to attack @Chris4Perkins2, who has 3,624 followers and lists himself in his…
The Left HATES America: Bill Madden (Who?) Thinks the American Flag Is Something To Be 'Undone'
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/12/23/the-left-hate…thinks-the-american-flag-is-something-to-be-undone-n2423171
–  Most of America doesn't know who Bill Madden is (thankfully), but Twitchy readers might be familiar with him because of his consistently…
Monday Morning Meme Madness
https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/12/22/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2422864
– subscribers, we're dropping some Christmas-themed memes on Christmas morning just to say thanks for helping us do what we do here at Twitchy…
Kaaa-BOOM! Anna Paulina Luna OBLITERATES Uber-Creepy Scott Wiener In Heated Exchange
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/12/21/ka-boom-anna…terates-uber-creepy-scott-wiener-in-heated-exchange-n2423106
–  Twitchy favorite James Woods did Luna one better, though. He summed up Wiener using just ONE word.…
Our Gift to You This Holiday Season
https://twitchy.com/twitchystaff/2025/12/18/dont-miss-our-massive-christmas-and-new-years-sale-n2423023
– To celebrate Christmas and ring in 2026, Twitchy is matching our biggest sale ever on VIP memberships. … Our VIP members are vital to our mission here at Twitchy. … bring you the truth and expose Democrat lies.The war for our country and the fight to reverse Joe Biden's decline continue, and Twitchy…
JFK's Unknown Niece Vows to Remove Trump's Name From Building With a Pickaxe
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/20/jfks-unknown-niece-vows-to-remove-trumps-name-from-building-with-a-pickax-n2423085
– As Twitchy has reported, there has been a lot of drama over President Donald Trump adding his name to the John F.…
Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Posts Cringe-Inducing 'Scam Stopper Showdown' Video
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/20/minnesota-ag-keith-ell…n-posts-cringe-inducing-scam-stopper-showdown-video-n2423087
– As Twitchy reported the other day, CBS News, of all outlets, posted a story about how Minnesota had become a magnet for "fraud tourists…
Palisades Reservoir Empty Just as Santa Ana Winds Season Begins
https://twitchy.com/gordon-kushner/2025/12/18/reservoir-empty-palisades-n2423004
– Bass.Enjoy Ghana by the way. https://t.co/DHpdt9C0WS— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 18, 2025Palisades resident and long-time Twitchy…
Dem Chuck Schumer Warns That the Legacy Media Is Consolidating Behind Trump
https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/12/19/chuck-schumer-i…o-protect-defend-trump-is-great-danger-to-democracy-n2423028
– We cover it here on Twitchy every day.Posters say Schumer’s assertion is even funnier since we just ended four years of the media actively…
BREAKING: Suspected Brown University Shooter Found Dead From Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound
https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/12/18/breaking-brown-shooter-suspect-dead-n2423033
– This is a developing story, and we will have more information on Twitchy as it unfolds.…
Innocent People DON'T Do This --> Whistleblowers Blow the Whistle AGAIN on Tim Walz Threatening Them
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/12/18/whistleblowers-tim-walz-is-openly-threatening-us-we-do-not-feel-safe-n2422981
– As Twitchy readers know, Tim Walz has a lot of 'splainin' to do when it comes to fraud in Minnesota, especially around the Somali population…
HA! Scott Jennings HUMILIATES Dems Sitting at 18% Approval by Explaining WHO Actually Still Supports Them
https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/12/18/scott-jennings-explains-who-actually-still-approves-of-the-democratic-party-n2422992
– we have been making fun of Democrats sitting at around a 20% approval rating, sometimes even 19%.Even we cynical, snarky, mouth Twitchy…
Keir Starmer Weighs in on Program to Save Boys From the Influence of Online Misogynists
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/18/keir-starmer-weighs-in…save-boys-from-the-influence-of-online-misogynists-n2423006
– If you're a Twitchy VIP member — and you should be — you might have read Sam J.'…
Sen. Ed Markey Triggered by USA Today's Scoop on 'White Nationalist Flag'
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/18/sen-ed-markey-jumps-on-usa-todays-scoop-on-white-nationalist-flag-n2423025
– As Twitchy reported earlier this week, USA Today congressional reporter Zach Schermele posted what he thought was a big scoop on X.…
Minnesota Judges Form Rock Band Despite Increase in Threats to Blow Off Steam
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/17/minnesota-judges-form-rock-band-despite-increase-in-threats-n2422964
– One thing about Twitchy is that we're limited in how long our headlines can be; we're supposed to keep them below 100 characters.…
Priest Twists Gospels to Critique Travel Ban and Immigration Policy
https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/12/17/priest-twists-gospels-to-critique-travel-ban-n2422961
– As Twitchy reported on Tuesday night, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara took to the pulpit and reflected on his Catholic faith…
Tim Walz Hysterically Rants Against 'Assault Weapons' ... But Cannot Define What One Is
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/12/17/tim-walz-hyst…ainst-assault-weapons-but-cannot-define-what-one-is-n2422938
– nbsp;pic.twitter.com/FIqZB1byLL— Gob Loblaw, lobbing gob bombs (@GobLoblaw) December 17, 2025We do try to avoid that 'R' word at Twitchy…
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