Between Dolly Parton and her sister Stella, Dolly clearly got all of the looks, talent, and most of all, the smarts. I suppose having to live in the shadow of someone as lovely, giving, kind, and talented as Dolly is tough, but still ... this broad is a hot mess.
Then again, she may be trying to make a name for herself with the Left by being really awful and gross on X, which might give her a bit of relevance. Still, in the end, she just comes off as some desperate-for-attention old woman pushing horrible Democrats because in her withered old brain, that somehow makes sense.
Was that mean?
My bad, I'll work on being nicer to stupid, mean people next year. Heck, I'd even make it a New Year's Resolution if I actually bothered with that.
Heh.
When you see how dumb the post is that inspired this piece you'll understand why I'm being snarky on steroids:
If we had an election tonight, I would vote for Tim Walz as president, Mark Kelly as vice president, and Pete Buttigieg as Secretary of State.
— Stella Parton (@StellaParton) December 1, 2025
Someone close to her really should inform her that this is not how that works.
Hey dude. We don’t vote for Secretary of State.
— OGAn0n661 (@OgAn0n661) December 1, 2025
There ya' go.
And Walz, Buttigieg, and... Kelly.
I have to wonder if at some point along the way she slipped and hit her head on the pavement because woof.
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