'We've reached peak David Frenchism!' Will Chamberlain Mocks the Latest French Headline

If there's one thing we know about David French, alleged 'conservative' columnist for The New York Times, it is that he is always disappointed in us.

But if we know two things about him, the second is that there is no issue that he will not gaslight, lie, and scold actual conservatives about. Journalist Chris Rufo has called him 'a supremely dishonest person,' and that seems like the understatement of the century. French has made 'the conservative case' for so many leftist issues -- including welcoming a man in a dress to The Dispatch as if he were a woman -- that he's become nothing more than a punchline.

He's the punchline that keeps on giving, though, as each new headline and column he writes seems to beat the last for pure cringeworthiness.

French may have finally outdone himself today, however, with a new column about how Christianity in America -- yes, Christianity -- is making him VERY nervous. The headline was so bad that conservative Will Chamberlain thinks that French may have finally achieved the singularity of Frenchiness.

I've found it, guys. The ultimate David French headline. There will never be a more David Frenchian headline than this. We have reached peak David Frenchism. pic.twitter.com/pAtIN6Z1fi
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 16, 2025

We're not going to bother anyone with the column itself (it's available here if you want to punish yourself), but suffice it to say that the body of the story was just as apex Frenchism as the headline. This one short excerpt tells you all you need to know:

But that is hardly the universal experience people are having with America’s religious surge. There is darkness right alongside the light. Christians stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 ...

Oh, good Lord. We can stop reading right there.

Twenty years from now, if we're still being subjected to his columns, French will still be obsessed with January 6.

Needless to say, he displays a complete ignorance of MAGA and Christianity throughout the rest of his article as well. But that headline is the height of Frenchian unintentional comedy.

I would respect David French if he didn't completely retreat to spaces entirely filled by people who despise him and everything he stands for where his only job is to reinforce every one of the worst possible stereotypes those people believe about half the country. https://t.co/2IFl9x6Tcb
— Everybody is Insane (@colorblindk1d) October 16, 2025

In other words, we might respect David French if he weren't, you know ... David French.

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