There are 'oofs' and then there are, to paraphrase Walt Whitman, 'Barbaric OOFS!'
And when it comes to California Governor Gavin Newsom, in recent weeks, he has been sounding his barbaric OOFs across the roofs of California.
Except for Pacific Palisades, where there are no roofs left because Newsom let them all burn down.
Everyone knows about the embarrassing 'Governor Newsom Press Office' account on X, of course, which we have mocked at Twitchy probably more than any other account over the past couple of weeks. Newsom's social media 'genius,' Camille Zapata, has been trying to imitate Donald Trump but has only succeeded in having almost everyone point and laugh at her and her team.
To capitalize on such cataclysmic failure, this week, Newsom himself decided to host another episode of his failed podcast, and ... Whoa Nellie! ... just look at the star-studded lineup he assembled.
BREAKING - Harry Sisson, JoJo from Jerz, Aaron Parnas, and Olivia Juliana all joined Gavin Newsom to record a podcast aimed at “owning” MAGA.
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) August 20, 2025
No this isn’t satire. pic.twitter.com/11rSHajurS
Yikes. Just ... plain ... yikes. It's like a rogue's gallery of the most cringeworthy accounts on X.
Newsom, Parnas, and three leftist women. Oh, wait. Sorry. That one person in the lower right is Harry Sisson, who somehow manages to look more feminine than the filtered vulgarian JoJo from Jerz and the planetary Olivia Julianna.
Just this one image alone captures exactly how badly the Democrats are losing, and how completely lost they are in terms of appealing to normal Americans ever again.
Starting 5 for the worst team in any league. https://t.co/HxZj9BABJr
— Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author (@yesnicksearcy) August 20, 2025
Even the WNBA can field a better starting five than this motley, ragged crew.
Julianna was fired from the DNC
— L- just L✝️🇺🇲 (@L_onlyL) August 20, 2025
Jo begs for money for her mortgage
Harry can't stop trying to prove he's straight
Don't know the other guy
Real heavy hitters you got, Coiff @GavinNewsom 😂 https://t.co/1fvV0BaPIR pic.twitter.com/ljaioBfQcX
The 'other guy' is Aaron Parnas, who calls himself an attorney but has no concept of actual laws. He spends most of his time not understanding the difference between student loans and government PPP payments, and accidentally making everyone vote for Trump.
These losers couldn't organize a fart after a baked bean dinner.
— W.🌻🇺🇸 🇮🇱🎗️🧡 Pro Israel Reagan Republican (@lou_twin) August 20, 2025
Everyone knows that you need to recruit Swalwell for that.
Doubling down on the same clowns that helped the democrats lose 2024.
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) August 20, 2025
Gavin is doomed.
If you've lost even the 'bold lib' Angela Belcamino, chances are, you are not popular with anyone at all.
"how do we win back young men?"
— Gen. CW ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (@CultureWarGenrl) August 20, 2025
"I know — a podcast with the worst governor, a couple of twinks, and a woman that's so fat she has an orbit" https://t.co/hvMl9fal57
“Why are Democrats hemorrhaging support amongst men?” https://t.co/DumWivk5aQ
— Nick Weiss (@NickWeiss728) August 20, 2025
LOL. It's a mystery, isn't it?
I also can't help but notice that this panel is rather homogenous from a 'diversity' perspective. That's not going to go over well with the DNC, which had to kick out David Hogg because he didn't check any of their DEI boxes.
Didn’t @0liviajulianna just get fired from the @DNC for not helping to connect to young male voters, and didn’t @harryjsisson harass women by using his position and wealth?? Sounds like you’re surrounding yourself with fantastic people @GavinNewsom… The right is horrified 🤣🤡🤣 https://t.co/pKNnI7C3uX
— Phill (@TheAudrix) August 20, 2025
Let's not forget JoJo, who has never accomplished anything and whose X feed is basically just an avalanche of F-bombs since the election.
I just threw up a little in my mouth. https://t.co/LvkGfO3M6C
— Sasha Stone (@realsashastone) August 20, 2025
LOL. Just a little?
The Democrats have found their “Joe Rogan?” https://t.co/zAAAfPBk8c
— Leslie ن 🇺🇸☦️ (@LADowd) August 20, 2025
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Not even close. But it's hilarious to watch them flail about in desperation.
The funniest part is that every single person on that Confederacy of Dunces panel honestly believes that they make Trump, JD Vance, or MAGA voters nervous.
— TheBeardAlmeida (@TheBeardAlmeida) August 20, 2025
Yeah ... not so much.
— Singin' Wolf (@mjc1217) August 20, 2025
— 2WheelVet 🇺🇸🫡 (@Plan_Bteam) August 20, 2025
Mission accomplished, Mr. President.
They’re not sending their best… actually I’m pretty sure they are 😂 pic.twitter.com/6rql5BXkD4
— Nick’s Dank Memes (@Nicksdankmemes3) August 20, 2025
And THAT is the truly scary thought if you are a Democrat voter or a Democrat donor.
As ridiculous as Newsom and his panel are, does the left have anyone better these days?
But I, for one, am grateful to Newsom for hosting this all-star panel of cringe.
Earlier this year, he used his podcast to try to lie that he was a 'centrist,' not a far-left incompetent, by talking to people like Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, and Michael Savage.
I think we can safely and finally put that myth to bed after seeing Newsom's guests on his most recent episode.
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