Jonah Goldberg Officially Needs a New Schtick

Mar 31, 2026 1:10 PM
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Jonah Goldberg Officially Needs a New Schtick
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I used to think Jonah Goldberg was THE go-to for all things conservative.

Gosh, it's been almost a decade since I gave up on that idea, considering he completely lost his mind after Trump won in 2016. Hey, I wasn't a fan of Trump and did not vote for him in 2016 (I have written at length about this), but even I decided it was time to move on and accept what the party had chosen.

What was I going to do? Join the Democrats?

GAWD NO.

Honestly, I'm so glad I started calling balls and strikes with Trump because once I gave the guy a chance (and ignored the things about him that were more a personal thing than policy), I realized we really had something in the man.

Something we hadn't had before.

A fighter.

And the last thing Democrats can deal with is someone sticking up for Republicans; does that make Jonah a Democrat?

We all get it, Jonah.

You're still big mad at Republicans for ... I don't know ... winning, for a change? Taking the fight TO Democrats instead of sitting back and letting them kick the crap out of us because we want to be the adults in the room?

I do not get this.

Luckily, most people don't.

Won't someone think of the poor antisemitic America haters?!

Yup.

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