We don't recommend that anyone listen to Hasan Piker for extended periods of time. That's what we're here for: to listen to his hateful, anti-American rants so other people don't have to.
But if you DO listen to him, one thing becomes patently obvious very quickly. Piker is a complete charlatan. We've documented his champagne Communist lifestyle on many occasions. He blatantly treats his listeners like useful idiots, preaching socialism to them while he lives high on the hog.
Fortunately, an increasing number of people are onto him and his fake game. Recently, a video of Piker surfaced on X of him describing himself to his hairdresser. If you can make it through his blatherings about "incels' and calling himself a "chad," wait for the hairdresser to absolutely DEMOLISH him in the closing seconds of the video below.
Watch:
-Hasan Piker tries to flex in a hairdresser's chair about what an internet Chad is, and calls himself one
— Phoenix 🇺🇸 (@Phoenix2A_1980s) August 29, 2026
-Hairdresser lady shatters his fragile little ego into tiny pieces with zero mercy
*chefs kiss* 🤌 pic.twitter.com/MbV6bsSfDd
Ha.
Hahahaha.
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"A normie d**che."
If that isn't Piker in a nutshell, we don't know what is.
Oh my god https://t.co/SLMk9RHghi
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) August 29, 2026
SAVAGE hairdresser!
— TERFs ‘r’ us ©️ (@Terfs_R) August 29, 2026
👏👏🤣🤣✨✨✨✨ https://t.co/3y7JLagJyn
— Ross Cassety 🇺🇸 (@RossCassety) August 29, 2026
We also loved the bit earlier in the video when Piker is calling himself a chad, and the hairdresser's response is, "But you sit on your phone all the time."
LOL.
That's when someone should have called 911 because a murder was about to take place.
— SIC TEE CO (@SIC_TEES_CO) August 29, 2026
We've watched this video about 50 times, and we could watch it 50 more times without getting tired of it.
Oh simple, sweet Hasan, the thing about the “Chad” is he never has to tell anyone “I’m a ‘Chad.’” “I’m an internet ‘Chad’” is sadder still…
— Arthur Dent (@trashdnscattrd) August 29, 2026
It is the Iron Law of social media braggadocio.
If you have to tell people you are something (such as a chad or an alpha male), you are absolutely not that thing.
First rule of Chads it is a title bestowed, not conferred to oneself. https://t.co/Vp6NYDM7fg
— Coach Wayland | Performance Expert | Craftsman (@WSWayland) August 29, 2026
Exactly.
imagine going in for a HAIRCUT and some rando starts bragging about all the sex he gets…
— 𝙆𝙞𝙩𝙚-𝙆𝙪𝙣 🐚🌊【VChuds】 (@kitelotl) August 29, 2026
i’m not one of those virgin incels who don’t get laid, i get all the sex!!! i’m one of those internet chads!!!
so cringe… good for her lol https://t.co/36ldDYNr9P
You know what kind of men brag to their hairdresser about what Lotharios they are?
Men who never get any; that's who.
Internet Chad Piker 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/QprhWp2RYo
— bbowden18 (@Bluestown901) August 29, 2026
HA!
It doesn't exactly scream "alpha male," now, does it?
— Floyd Pickleman (@PadrePickleman) August 29, 2026
Aaaaand, we're dead!
But we'll keep going because mocking Piker is simply too much fun.
💯
— Ginny Mobley (@MobleyGinny) August 29, 2026
Where is her tip jar?! 😆 https://t.co/sgZGVmvKQM
We'll chip in, if only for the laughs she gave everyone at Piker's expense.
Hairdressers have great intuition. They can detect three parts d**chebag per million.
— Fudgiewhale (@FudgiewhaleArt) August 29, 2026
And Piker is A LOT more parts per million than that.
— MechaBodzilla 🩺🇺🇸 (@MechaBodzilla) August 29, 2026
Effortlessly.
— Corby Hall (@ColdPiece__) August 29, 2026
Amazing how she cut right through his nonsense with half of a thought…
— Zark (@TheTrueZark) August 29, 2026
He’s nothing
The remarkable part is that Piker even posted this video in the first place.
But that is easily explained when we realize who and what he truly is.
You answered your own question
— Phoenix 🇺🇸 (@Phoenix2A_1980s) August 29, 2026
He's a narcissist, of the worst and most abhorrent kind
Maybe Piker thought people would only pay attention to his words in the video (again, because he is a raging narcissist), not the far wiser and more insightful words of the hairdresser who saw right through him like he was made of plexiglass.
Being an Internet Chad sounds a bit like being being in Delta Force because you downloaded Call of Duty.
— Daniel (@ListenToLewko) August 29, 2026
X is full of those types, as well.
They're the ones who cry at Pete Hegseth because the Blue Angels did a flyover at a beach.
He's such a dbag. On top of being a commie terrorist...
— Patriot Erin (@PatriotErin) August 29, 2026
Piker will call for blood in the streets, more terrorist attacks and assassinations, and for everyone to give up owning anything for the Communist cause.
But he'll never DO any of that ... because he is as phony as a three-dollar bill.
God bless the hairdresser for calling him on it.
— Olivia Watson 🧏🏻♀️ 💚🤍💜♀️🎗️ (@thebistorian) August 29, 2026
Piker's followers would be a lot better off listening to her than to him.
But as long as they DO keep listening to him, we'll make sure Hasan Piker's disgraceful remarks are stapled to every Democrat who embraces that — in a word — d**che.
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