YO, Woke Right! It's Not the Jews Making Your Lives Suck, It's YOU (Especially Your Parodies - WATCH)

May 26, 2026 12:30 PM
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YO, Woke Right! It's Not the Jews Making Your Lives Suck, It's YOU (Especially Your Parodies - WATCH)
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I’m certainly no stranger to internet idiots, or as we call them in online circles, trolls or the ever-popular 's**t-poster.' But this crop of Woke-Right crybabies trying to pretend that somehow, someway, they are being censored and punished for disliking Israel really and truly takes the troll cake.

And not in a good way.

Luckily, it's the same people saying the same things every time ... so eventually you'd think they'd figure out that this isn't working for them.

Yet, here we are.

For example, this parody from JP Sears is cringe-inducing (I honestly think I pulled a muscle), considering you can't mock woke when you are literally the Woke Right.

Watch this nonsense:

So edgy. So groundbreaking. 

So embarrassing.

These whiners love to play the victim while cozying up to every conspiracy theory that lets them off the hook. If you watch Thomas Massie supporters, you'll quickly understand what I'm talking about. 

Can’t get ahead? Must be the Jews controlling the banks, the media, the weather - whatever’s handy that week. It’s the laziest, most pathetic grift going. 

Can't get a girlfriend? Must be the Jews stealing all the women.

Can't touch your toes? THE JOOOOZ DID IT.

Ultimately, here’s the truth they can’t handle: Jews didn’t steal their future. Israel didn't steal their future. 

They handed it over one bad decision at a time. But hey, keep blaming the Jews. It’s clearly working out great for you

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