Jasmine Crockett is the gift that keeps on giving ... to the Republican Party.
It's true.
I used to think nobody could out-stupid Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but time and time again, Crockett has proven me wrong. Her latest stunt of accusing Republicans of taking money from Jeffrey Epstein to run cover for Stacey Plaskett, who took tens of thousands from him AFTER HE WAS A CONVICTED PREDATOR, and who texted with him during Michael Cohen's congressional hearing, has been a real humdinger.
And of course, she claims it was A Jeffrey Epstein, not THE Jeffrey Epstein, knowing damn well that her idiotic supporters and voters will continue claiming people like Lee Zeldin were funded by Epstein.
She really is an awful human being.
But to Scott Jennings' point, she is the perfect modern Democrat.
Period. The end.
She is literally the perfect modern Democrat. Absolutely perfect. I hope everyone sees this. Just 10/10, no notes performance. https://t.co/SYKP8Xuere
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) November 20, 2025
I'm pretty sure almost everyone has seen the video of her making a fool of herself on several different occasions. My favorite part is how much trashier she gets depending on where she is, which is truly insulting to the people she represents.
But again, she's a Democrat. It's what they do.
Remember when Hillary said she was, 'in no ways TI-ARD (tired).' Or that she carries hot sauce in her purse?
Kamala growing peppers?
None of it's real, just like that ridiculous stack of fake hair on Jasmine's head right now.
I said what I said.
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