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TWENTY (Count 'Em) Reasons the GOP Has Got to GET IT TOGETHER and Pass Trump's One, Big, Beautiful Bill

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It seems crazy to me that even though we have the majority, for some reason, Republicans are still incapable of uniting behind Trump's One Big, Beautiful Bill. Let's be honest, the name alone is worth uniting behind.

Talk about a Trump-themed bill. I'm surprised it's not written somehow in gold leaf. 

The only word missing from the title is BIGLY (or YUGE).

Now, I realize there's no such thing as a perfect piece of legislation, unless, of course, it was a one-page bill abolishing the IRS, but I digress. All things considered, there are plenty of good reasons for Republicans to stop screwing around and get this BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL passed.

In fact, I can think of 20 reasons ... talk about overachieving, am I right?

  1. It delivers the largest tax cut in American history. Read that again. THE LARGEST tax cut in American history. And not just to 'evil rich people,' we're talking the majority of Americans. A DOUBLE-DIGIT decrease.
     
  2. It includes NO TAX ON TIPS and NO TAX ON OVERTIME. Considering how many people in the middle class live on tips and overtime? YUGE.
     
  3. It delivers Big, Beautiful Deportations. Love that. BIG, Beautiful Deportations.
     
  4. It finishes President Trump’s border wall. Remember when even Kamala decided a border wall was a good idea?
     
  5. It boosts Border Patrol and ICE agents on the frontlines. Imagine that. Our government is working to make the lives of Border Patrol and ICE agents safer and better.
     
  6. It protects Medicaid for Americans by kicking 1.4 million illegals off the benefits. Why the heck would taxpayers ever cover the cost of healthcare for someone in our country illegally? Make it make sense.
     
  7. It requires able-bodied Americans to work if they receive benefits. No more freeloaders. We simply can't afford it.
     
  8. It reverses the spending curse plaguing Washington, D.C. The legislation delivers the largest deficit reduction in nearly 30 years, with $1.6 trillion in mandatory savings.
     
  9. It ends taxpayer-funded sex change for minors. This should just be common sense at this point, but considering who was in office for the past four years (I THINK it was Joe Biden, but who really knows), Republicans have to get this done.
     
  10. It provides historic tax relief to Social Security recipients. How this was not already happening is beyond me.
     
  11. It will give Americans PERMANENT tax relief through the Trump Tax Cuts. PERMANENT. Otherwise, the tax cuts that save 80% of us so much will go away, resulting in the largest tax increase maybe EVER.
     
  12. It finally modernizes air traffic control. I don't know about you guys, but the fact that this isn't already being done scares the patooty out of me.
     
  13. It ends the taxpayer-funded Green New Scam. End it. Do it. End it now. 
     
  14. It incentivizes MADE IN AMERICA. There's a reason autoworkers love Trump as much as they do.
     
  15. It is pro-family. The One, Big, Beautiful Bill increases the child tax credit, establishes MAGA Accounts for newborns to start saving, and strengthens paid family leave.
     
  16. It repeals Democrats’ insane attack on the gig economy. Democrats want to punish us for working gigs (while rewarding unions). This bill undoes all of that.
     
  17. It protects family farmers. The bill prevents the greedy death tax from hitting two million family-owned farms. 
     
  18. It’s a once-in-a-generation chance to revolutionize our nation’s defense capabilities and protect the homeland against new threats. Think Golden Dome.
     
  19. It unleashes American energy dominance. Drill baby drill!
     
  20. It boosts American mineral development. Anything to make us LESS dependent on other countries is a win in my book.

Reach out to your reps today, let's get this DONE!

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