If there's one thing politicians, particularly on the Left, love more than anything, it is lecturing Americans about subjects they know nothing about. They pretend to be 'experts' and, because the media often lets them get away with that, far too many people believe they ARE experts.
But karma can never be fooled. Every once in a while, she'll show up to deliver a humbling dose of reality to remind the world that most politicians truly are, to put it bluntly, mind-numbingly stupid.
Connecticut Sen. Dick Blumenthal once went to an active platform with Milford Mayor Ben Blake to talk about the importance of train safety. Why were they doing this? We have no idea. Neither of them knows anything about safety. And Blumenthal was gracious enough to demonstrate his ignorance by standing on the yellow area of the platform, WAY too close to the tracks.
What happened next was a whisper close to a lethal dose of that reality karma likes to serve up. Watch:
This clip perfectly embodies the uselessness of so many of our politicians.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) August 29, 2026
Senator Blumenthal (from my home state of Connecticut), holds a press conference on train safety.
Blumenthal breaks the rules, walks too close to the edge, and almost gets hit by a train. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/w34I9fcFYs
Even after the passing train gave his face a shave, he STILL didn't back away from the yellow area.
And these are the people who want to run every aspect of our lives.
None of these public servants has ever taken public transportation before. https://t.co/DD2huQiQbA
— Salty Cracker (@SaltyCracker9) August 29, 2026
That's because they're not actually public servants. They are narcissists on a power trip.
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Republicans almost increased their Senate majority.
— Billboard Chris 🌎 (@BillboardChris) August 29, 2026
Unlike leftists, we would not have celebrated had this incident turned out horrifically, but it's kind of difficult not to notice — and chuckle — when someone decides to make a play for a Darwin Award.
It’s painted YELLOW for a reason, Dick. @SenBlumenthal
— Vince 🇺🇸 (@VGmt0800) August 29, 2026
Yeah, but that's for the unwashed masses, in Blumenthal's mind.
Surely the train would recognize how important the senator is, and swerve to avoid him, right?
Uhhh ... right?
Remember...... he's the sane one from Connecticut. pic.twitter.com/pBN4chLust
— SECRET SQUIRREL ⎷⎷ (@SecritSqrl) August 30, 2026
Blumenthal may be (slightly) saner than Rosa DeLauro — who believes in "the science" so much, she screams like a banshee at anyone who disagrees with her — but he's obviously not any smarter.
Da Nang Dick doing what he does best: failing shamelessly.
— Steven P. Smith (@stevenpsmith) August 29, 2026
Blumenthal's lies about his 'service' in Vietnam should have gotten him ousted from the Senate a long time ago.
And it should have told everyone that he's not exactly the sharpest lump of Play-Doh in the can.
They didn't have trains like that in Vietnam😂 https://t.co/BssknCnQwr
— Steve Ferguson (@lsferguson) August 29, 2026
Danang Dick took to many mortar shells to the helmet in the Nam. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/8F2kHF8Pvu
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) August 29, 2026
He must still be suffering from PTSD.
It's a shame there was no bright yellow line or something to tell him not to stand there.
— Bev Turner (@beverleyturner) August 29, 2026
Such a shock as Democrat Senator Blunenthall is usually so smart! https://t.co/wfA8vV0zUx
LOL.
Remember, folks. These are the people who think they know how to run your life better than you do. pic.twitter.com/yQicy7HQIm
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) August 29, 2026
They shouldn't even be entrusted to walk a dog, let alone with trillions of our taxpayer dollars.
Apparently, "Paramount" is just a TV channel. https://t.co/VuGCxTMcAh
— USMC Colonel (@usmc_colonel) August 29, 2026
HA!
The train whizzing by inches from Blumenthal's bewildered face right as Mayor Blake was saying "Safety is paramount," is absolutely chef's kiss levels of perfection.
closest Dick Blumenthal has been to death since Vietnam https://t.co/DxJ7hq8oKo
— Daniel Greenfield - "Hang Together or Separately" (@Sultanknish) August 30, 2026
He nearly became the perfect metaphor for Democrats running the country.
— MAGA Populist🇺🇸 (@MAGAPopulist) August 29, 2026
It's still a pretty good metaphor, even though Blumenthal survived his encounter with a train that was obviously sent by the Viet Cong ... or perhaps by ICE.
The low levels of conscientiousness aren’t a surprise.
— Recliner (@Recliningdad) August 29, 2026
No life experience either, cause they would know what the yellow lines mean.
14-16 year olds running a chick fil a have more awareness and common sense.
Same energy. These people are not qualified to be greeters at Walmart. pic.twitter.com/XuwbFx6jL7
— Thomas Dahlgren (@Alias4ThomasD) August 29, 2026
No, they are not.
Blumenthal can count himself lucky that fate didn't decide to send him a more ... ahem ... permanent message.
But one thing that we know for certain is that he will learn absolutely nothing from his literal brush with death.
Maybe next time, Lady Karma won't be quite so forgiving.
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