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'Go Forth and Quote Joe Biden' We Have a Joe Biden Blunder for Everything

Fuzzy Chimp

Twitchy has kept you up to date on EVERYTHING to do with the GOP primaries as well as the Left reacting to all of it. We covered the Babylon Bee 'Scandal' after they tweeted a Vivek joke that the Left could not understand. We covered Trump winning IOWA in a landslide. You KNOW when you want jokes and sass with your news you come to Twitchy. 

As soon as Trump was declared the victor in the Iowa caucuses, President Joe Biden took aim at 'Extreme MAGA Republicans'. Everyone knew that was the Biden plan to use against ANY Republican that gets the nomination but it works out better for Biden if Trump is declared the final winner. I plan to fight Biden no matter who the nominee is. 

You all should remember the 'Extreme MAGA Republicans' rollout from Biden's now infamous 'Battle for the Soul of the Nation' speech where he stood behind a podium with bright red lights flanked by military and banged his fists looking like a crazed dictator. His social media team must have polled all their 'besties' and found out that the Lefty nutters who HAVE to kill innocent babies in the womb must be motivated by that term to get up and vote. 

The Left also broke down all over X this week due to that Babylon Bee joke posted above. I think I know why. The Left never keeps history at the forefront of their minds. If they do know the history of the Seven Eleven joke they will play dumb and pretend they do not. It was obviously a play on Joe Biden's slur from way back when. 

'You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking' 
~ Joe Biden July 2006 

After seeing 'Ultra Maga Republican' codewords being thrown around and the complete meltdown over something we ALL know was based on Joe's own words, it made me want to equip you all with some of the best entertainment and comebacks to almost any Lefty argument you will come across during the Presidential debate season. 

You see, the Left is scared. They know Biden has been a disaster. They know Biden is a proven plagiarist and a liar, but for a very long time they always brush that off as 'Oh, *chuckle* That's just Joe' Good Ole' Joe'. They like to say Joe Biden is Joe Biden and pretend like that gives him a pass to be a liar and make crazy inflammatory statements. They also know that since Joe has been in office most people are hurting financially and crime has gone up around the whole country. There is not enough GOOD stuff going on for the people to ignore what is happening in front of their eyes and 'Joe is just Joe' is not going to cut it this time. 

Now to the good part. You have a handbook. You can go to this tweet thread of mine and find a JOE BIDEN IS JOE BIDEN blunder for almost any occasion. I add to it once in a while. If you have a quote he said and it is not in the thread send it to me and we will see if we can add it. When you go to the thread you will see the very first quote is the Seven Eleven one. We will warn you, it does NOT get better. The man is wild. He lies like he is drinking water and he has said some pretty outrageous things. 

The Left is scared of who Joe Biden really is. They are scared of what the REAL state of the union is under Biden. They will try to gloss it over and pretend it is just 'Joe being Joe'. Do not allow that. No matter who the nominee for the GOP ends up being. We should ALL be able to beat Joe Biden and now you are equipped with a list of his own words. There are so many, we know there has to be one for any occasion. 

I beg of you. Go forth and quote Joe Biden! 

'I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.' ~ Joe Biden talking about Obama 2007

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