Just when Democrats thought they’d cornered the market on alienating everyday Americans, their 2026 contenders are turning the nation’s favorite pastimes into political landmines.
From Texas to Wisconsin to Michigan, the party’s so-called rising stars seem determined to declare war on everything from backyard barbecues to holiday tables to Sunday football, leaving conservatives like Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders marveling at the sheer consistency of the self-own.
Ok, maybe not marveling.
Pointing and laughing.
Yeah, that's what she's doing here.
Democrats’ top candidate in Texas won’t eat meat, their leading nominee in Wisconsin hates Thanksgiving, and now their guy in Michigan is coming out against football.
— Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) August 11, 2026
Banner year, guys. https://t.co/kK4FdM4Y2K
Totally.
What's sad though, is that we even have to worry that these grossly unAmerican candidates could win.
So The Michigan Wolverines are now considered by ABDUL to be toxic . The entire country watches The Ohio State Michigan game it’s like a tradition. But the Muslim Jihadist ABDUL says it’s toxic.
— Chet Hayes (@ChetHayes73) August 11, 2026
And….and they ALL hate America.
— Jonny Quest (@jonnyquesthero) August 11, 2026
There's that too.
Mike Rogers' America vs. Abdul Sayed's America. pic.twitter.com/Q0Nhp4t3Qi
— Mrs Malindo (@MrsMalindo) August 11, 2026
Recommended
Truth hurts.
You left out the original Pennsylvania Senate nominee, & his penchant for Nazi tats: pic.twitter.com/M5S9LPG9r9
— Marla Hohner (@marlahohner) August 11, 2026
That feels like a lifetime ago, but it's only been what, a couple of months? And yes, he was also one of their top candidates. Gross, right?
They all are.
============================================================
Related:
Abigail Spanberger Claims She Had the BEST TIME at Old Fiddler's Convention (We All Know Better)
What Is She UP to: Hillary Clinton Tries Pushing ANOTHER Trump Lie on X but THIS TIME It's Different
AWKWARD! Sooo ... ABOUT Those 'Republicans for Talarico'? Yeah, RIP to THAT Campaign Talking Point
WI Dem Explains WHY He's 'Unironically' Likely Voting R for Gov With DISTURBING Francesca Hong Post
Won't Someone PLEASE Think About the REPORTERS?! Jake Tapper Hits ALL New Self-Awareness Low
============================================================
Editor's Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy's conservative reporting that takes on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth.
Join Twitchy VIP and use promo code FIGHT to receive 60% off your membership.
Join the conversation as a VIP Member