HO HO HA! That One Time Christmas LITERALLY ATTACKED Francesca Hong (I'm SHOOK!)

Aug 04, 2026 10:15 AM
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HO HO HA! That One Time Christmas LITERALLY ATTACKED Francesca Hong (I'm SHOOK!)
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Back in the dark ages of 2019, while normal people like you and me were hanging stockings and pretending to like fruitcake, the wannabe Wisconsin commander-in-chief and loudest commie in the room right now was apparently under siege. 

NO, REALLY!

SHE FELT ATTACKED YOU GUYS!

Some poor IT guy working remotely on “our” computer had the unmitigated gall to switch the background theme to snow and Christmas trees. 

THE HORROR!

What a freaking loon.

Christmas trees are now a microaggression? What’s next, feeling violated by a candy cane because it’s too heteronormative and peppermint-oppressive? Or declaring war on red and green because they clash with your preferred gender flag? This is the energy Wisconsin is supposed to elect? 

Ok, so I probably shouldn't give the commies any ideas, but you guys get it.

The heartland isn’t exactly begging for a governor who treats holiday cheer like a personal assault. 

I keep waiting for the part where she clarifies it was sarcasm, or a joke, or maybe just a bad day after too much kale. Nope. Just pure, unfiltered “how dare you impose joy on me” energy. 

And somehow this is the candidate the radical Left is hyping as the future?

WAKE UP, DEMOCRATS. The call is coming from INSIDE the house.

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