Happy Birthday President Trump! Here's a Top 10 List of All Your KICK-BUTT Accomplishments ... So Far

Today is President Trump's 80th birthday.

Eighty trips around the sun.

That is amazing.

And instead of enjoying his retirement years, he continues to serve the American people, putting Americans FIRST. You wouldn't think this would be a controversial thing: a president putting his citizens before non-citizens and other countries, but oh no, in America we're not allowed to do that. For some reason, that's mean or xenophobic or whatever...

Oh, and God FORBID we celebrate who we are as a country and as a people on our 250th birthday! We're not allowed to be proud of our country or have any fun.

Luckily, Trump does not give one single EFF about what the haters think is xenophobic or hateful as he continues to work for the American people. In honor of his birthday, I thought it would be cool to look through all of his accomplishments and pick what I think are his top 10. Not only are these things meaningful in making America great, but they really tick our mouth-breathing, America-hating friends off.

Again, these are just MY OPINION ... you may think otherwise.

Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (First Term, 2017)
Signed the largest tax reform in decades, cutting the corporate rate from 35% to 21%, doubling the standard deduction, and expanding the child tax credit. It aimed to boost growth and take-home pay.
Mass Immigration Enforcement & Border Security (Second Term, 2025–2026)
Oversaw record deportations (hundreds of thousands of formal removals plus self-deportations), expanded detentions, and achieved negative net migration for the first time in decades through stricter asylum rules and border measures.
Appointing Three Supreme Court Justices (First Term)
Nominated and confirmed Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett, creating a conservative majority that influenced rulings for years, alongside over 200 total judicial appointments.
One Big Beautiful Bill Act (Second Term, 2025)
Signed major legislation making 2017 tax cuts permanent, adding “No Tax on Tips,” senior deductions, and other provisions while funding border enforcement and other priorities.
Abraham Accords (First Term, 2020)
Brokered historic normalization agreements between Israel and several Arab nations (UAE, Bahrain, Sudan, Morocco), advancing Middle East peace without new U.S. wars.
Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) & Deregulation (Second Term)
Launched initiative with broad deregulation, bureaucracy cuts, and federal workforce streamlining, claiming significant savings and efficiency gains across government.
Operation Warp Speed (First Term, 2020)
Public-private partnership that accelerated COVID-19 vaccine development and distribution in record time.
Strikes on Iranian Nuclear Sites & Middle East Ceasefire (Second Term, 2025)
Authorized precision strikes on key Iranian facilities and brokered a ceasefire ending the Israel-Hamas conflict in Gaza, with hostage releases.
Energy Independence & Production Boom (Both Terms)
Rolled back regulations in the first term to achieve net exporter status; expanded in the second term with further deregulation leading to record production.
Creation of the U.S. Space Force (First Term, 2019) & Criminal Justice Reform
Established the sixth military branch focused on space; also signed the First Step Act (2018) for bipartisan sentencing reform and reduced recidivism.