Virginia Democrats Eating THEIR OWN in Hilarious Self-Sabotage Gerrymander Meltdown and We're Here FOR IT

Sam J. | 10:41 AM on February 03, 2026

In case you missed it, Virginia Democrats are a disaster of epic proportions. Like, you see bad Democrats in general, but next to what we see here in Virginia, they might as well be Republicans. There are even a few here that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is smarter than ...

Let that sink in.

Considering how awful they are at their jobs, this editor is still shocked that Virginians have a short enough memory to elect them, but they did. That's right. The same party that locked the state down, killed small businesses, and robbed children of a year or more of their education is back in charge just four short years after the fact.

And yes, we're pissed about it.

That being said, we still have to find things to point and laugh at, and the mess Virginia Democrats have made of themselves trying to redistrict Virginia for their own benefit is not going well. Guess that's what happens when you have a bunch of selfish, power-hungry a-holes calling the shots:

Update on Virginia redistricting: In a hilarious and completely predictable turn of events, Democrats in the legislature are fighting with each other over which 10D-1R map they want because all of them want to run for Congress in those newly drawn districts. pic.twitter.com/ERgBADXwMV
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 3, 2026

Oh, did we mention that Governor Spanberger is begging Democrats to accept a 9-2 map rather than a 10-1 map? Yeah.

🚨This is HUGE news on redistricting.

Confirms what I’ve been saying all along, that Spanberger is squirmy about a 10-1 map, but she is TERRIFIED to go against Don Scott & Louise Lucas.

Who really runs our Commonwealth? Spanberger talks tough, but if she can’t even stand up… pic.twitter.com/1cQhxp0Oum
— ROOZ (@ROOZVA) February 3, 2026