We seriously thought this was a joke at first.
A parody.
No way this is real; it has to be some ribbing or practical joke from our pals across the pond, yes?
But ... it's not.
Prime Minister Keir Starmer is bragging about banning ninja swords in the UK starting this summer.
Confirmed: Ninja swords will be banned by this summer.
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) March 27, 2025
When we promise action we take it. https://t.co/gjJEQIMI10
We got nothin'. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
Who ARE these people?
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) March 27, 2025
Hahahahahaha Jesus Christ
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) March 27, 2025
Not even sure He can help them at this point.
So I can still visit with mine until summer?
— 🥜🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) March 27, 2025
Absolutely.
Be sure to ban flails next. Then all your problems will be solved. pic.twitter.com/yzTAg3qsQW
— Storm (@stormrobinson) March 27, 2025
You can never be too cautious you know.
This is beyond parody
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) March 27, 2025
Thank you for finally taking on the scourge of the highly trained Japanese immigrants that have violently invaded your island.
— Magills (@magills_) March 27, 2025
Shew! We were super worried about all of those highly trained Japanese immigrants running around with their fancy-schmancy ninja swords.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a better basis for a system of government than this! pic.twitter.com/6NyTShlT0K
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) March 27, 2025
Recommended
Kudos for the Python reference.
Ninja sword?
— Gaijin - Markus (@Founding_Belief) March 27, 2025
You guys really are a stupid aren't you.
Come get it pic.twitter.com/92G8xPnsVe
NOT FROM OUR DEAD COLD NINJA HANDS!
British ninjas rn https://t.co/A9OeHkzNEF pic.twitter.com/tzQkKKoMQv
— Wasson Watch Co. (@WassonWatch) March 27, 2025
HA
The Foot Clan does not take this lightly, Prime Minister.
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) March 27, 2025
You have made a powerful enemy this day. https://t.co/n2vYME4oAV
Indeed, they have.
If you tried this s*** in America https://t.co/ShVDveDFyp pic.twitter.com/bmSbi9hc9F
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 27, 2025
There's a reason we decided to STOP being part of their country nearly 250 years ago.
Just sayin'.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a ninja sword is a good guy with a ninja sword. https://t.co/OnUjgczWlz pic.twitter.com/Ng1VeHkeRN
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) March 27, 2025
Damn right.
“Keep the ninja swords, but stop allowing the terrorists into the country who use them to harm Britons.” https://t.co/euU2N9ckBm pic.twitter.com/in36vgvUlc
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) March 27, 2025
There it is.
When I glanced at this, I thought this was someone making fun of the UK, but no, it’s an actual post from the prime minister. https://t.co/ZmvHMYLzyG
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 27, 2025
Same bro, same.
You’ll have to take my katana from my cold dead hands https://t.co/PtFyKkhRJ2
— Kron (@Kronykal) March 27, 2025
Ours too.
What a relief… shamefully scenes like this have become common in the UK https://t.co/qgiSBuMCNi pic.twitter.com/N3Lr5MHcij
— FreeMetalGifs⚔️ (@metal_gifs) March 27, 2025
Promises made, promises kept.
Ha.
HA ha.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
NINJA SWORDS FOR EVERYONE https://t.co/aQeKVV4aTA pic.twitter.com/cx7VLnWTh8
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) March 27, 2025
WINNING.
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