Do you guys hear that? Out in the distance? It sounds a lot like a high-pitched REEEEEEing sound. Know what that is? It's this thread of Lefties losing their minds over WaPo not endorsing Kamala Harris ...
This is delicious on so many levels and in so many ways.
Anyone checked in to see if Jennifer Rubin has quit yet?
Heh.
THE FLOODGATES HAVE OPENED https://t.co/g1tOV2g0SW
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
And here we go:
THE FLOOD OF 1,000,000 TEARS HAS STARTED https://t.co/G50zYQhwQg
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
HA HA HA HA HA HA
IT’S HAPPENING https://t.co/7umJcFFAKY
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
They're so mad.
Heh.
THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS https://t.co/6RQdBLpcug
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Karen is NOT dealing well, like at all.
IT’S GLORIOUS https://t.co/yry1gYyOX7
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Poor Keith. Wonder if he'll quit his job over it? OH WAIT, Keith doesn't have a job because he's a nutjob nobody will hire, that's right.
OH HAPPY DAY, OH JOYFUL NOISE https://t.co/uujMnXSCQj
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Warms our cold, dead, conservative hearts.
SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND RING THE BELLS, THE DAY OF SEETHING IS UPON US https://t.co/xG3dALPdsG
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The Day of Seething.
Ok, that's pretty damn good.
LONG HAS THE SOWING BEEN, BUT GLORIOUS IS THE REAPING https://t.co/3pwEWEtYY8
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
MAY IT NEVER CEASE https://t.co/pS9ryefNMU
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
May it never cease.
A FEAST! A FEAST IN HONOR OF THIS MOST WONDERFUL DAY! https://t.co/Tg0nii9021
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Recommended
This most wonderful day.
This thread kills us.
FETCH ME A CASK OF FINE WINE SO THAT WE MIGHT TOAST TO NON-ENDORSEMENT DAY https://t.co/IiuBSlfdME
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Side note, SO many of these people he's quote-tweeting have this editor blocked. Sheesh.
STRIKE UP THE BAND. https://t.co/v2BJ2H0oc7
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Strike up the band.
*snort*
THREE BEATS UPON THE DRUM. THREE BEATS TO SHAKE THE EARTH AND WAKE THE DEAD. https://t.co/CnrrxHKGk1
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Wake the dead.
YAAAS.
UNFURL THE BANNERS, RAISE THEM HIGH, THE DAY OF NON-ENDORSEMENT IS HERE https://t.co/dyBfH9WyZt
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The Day of Non-Endorsement is ALMOST as funny as the Day of Seething.
SEND HERALDS TO EVERY CORNER OF THE LAND WITH GLAD TIDINGS https://t.co/eTJjTWOAZV
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Now we have that song stuck in our heads ...
DRINK DEEPLY FROM THE WATERS OF COPE AND SEETHE https://t.co/OLxkx77SNi
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Drink deeply.
Dammit, this Parker account is funnier than we are. *shakes fist*
RAISE A CHANT, STRIKE UP A SONG, THE FLOOD OF TEARS HAS COME https://t.co/EMRQQ1z5hy
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The flood of tears, and we are here for it.
THE DISARRAY IS DEVASTATING https://t.co/gZh43tbIFW
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
DEVASTATING.
THE COPE IS CAPTIVATING https://t.co/z4h770nqNH
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
CAPTIVATING.
THE GRIEF IS GALVANIZING https://t.co/5cvbZIJGu9
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
GALVANIZING.
We're sensing a theme here.
THE WICKED FLEE WHEN NONE PURSUETH https://t.co/1D56slX2tq
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Whoa, this is getting deep.
THE HILARITY IS HEIGHTENED https://t.co/zESrhxFg6O
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
That it is.
Okay, I’m done😂 https://t.co/1Jklg5pZ8A
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Is he though?
PSYCH! WE’RE BACK. https://t.co/WTZ32owy7P
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Greatest thread ever.
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