Don't tell Jesse Kelly because we hate to give him credit for doing anything well, but this thread is pretty damn funny while making an interesting point about the war between Israel and Hamas and how it's impacting Americans.
We'll let him speak for himself because we all know we could never adequately speak for him.
It’s wild how that October 7th raid has turned into a proxy war for so many factions here in America who have so many different motivations. From what I can tell, here they are. You probably fit into one of these. And you’ll probably deny it. But you do.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
Here they are:
Take a look:
On the Right:
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
-People who just hate Jews for one reason or another.
-People who don’t love or hate Jews, but think Israel has too much say in American foreign policy.
-People who don’t care what’s happening in Israel because we’re too broke to do anything about it anyway.
-Jews who are ardent Zionists and believe America’s might should be used at every turn to protect Israel no matter what.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
-Jews who aren’t necessarily Israel-first, but have real concerns about yet another purge of Jews in the world.
-Christians who hate Jews.
-Christians who love Jews because they believe there’s a Biblical mandate for America to guard Israel.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
On the Left:
-Communists who hate Western civilization and view America/Israel as the top two symbols of Western civilization.
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We like how he was good enough to break them down between the Right and the Left.
The Left actually made us laugh.
-Muslims who hate Jews.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
-Jews who hate Jews.
-Islamists who hate….well everyone.
-Braindead college kids who do whatever makes them feel like they’re fighting for something.
Islamists who hate….well everyone
It's funny cuz it's true.
As for the politicians:
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
-Democrats have imported so many Muslims into this country, they’re stuck. They need every Muslim vote in places like Michigan. They need every Jewish vote and fundraiser.
Democrats are screwed.
And rightfully so, they did this to themselves.
-Republicans are even more stuck because lack courage and imagination. So they just lamely sitting around begging for sloppy seconds from whoever is mad at Democrats at the moment.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) May 6, 2024
Best as I can tell, that sums it all up.
That’s all.
Oof, brutal for the Republicans as well.
But you know, he's not wrong.
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