Eat your heart out, Jussie Smollett.
Malcolm Nance claims he had himself a SCARY altercation with MAGA ... at Cabela's.
You guys, this is hilarious. No, really, you've got to read this nonsense.
Someone removed the bolts out of my cars right front tire at a Cabela’s. It was a Trumpublican hillbilly who walked right over with the tire iron and loosen three out of the five bolts, hoping I would crash. I had a Biden Harris sticker on my car. We couldn’t get his license…
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 9, 2024
The post continues (sorry, but it does):
We couldn’t get his license plate but it was a warning.
Another incident someone left a handwritten note in pencil that thanking me for my service and then calling me a traitor. These people are crazy. Be aware.
So wait. Is Nance claiming he literally saw this hillbilly-type Trump supporter loosen bolts on his tire right in front of him? And he didn't stop him? Or get a license plate? Or video for the cops? C'mon man. We read a lot of obviously fake stories on Twitter (so many woke children out there) but we'd be shocked if anyone actually recognized this guy in person, let alone walked up to his car in broad daylight in front of him and loosened the bolts on his tire.
Dude.
Do you smell what you're shoveling?
BREAKING: police release photo of suspect in Malcolm Nance case. https://t.co/E4XiKGQ75u pic.twitter.com/dPYXBBxwWO
— .338 Lapunanni Magnum (@srsattern) March 9, 2024
Ding ding ding.
Shut up, cosplayer. pic.twitter.com/dE6QWGSyiD
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) March 9, 2024
Seriously.
Ah, Malcolm Nance.
— And Don't Call Me Shirley. (@Meme_Behavior) March 10, 2024
The decorated war hero who single-handedly fought off a battalion of Russian tanks and saved Ukraine, all while blogging about his SEAL days in 'Nam.
— Jeff Vee (@Acuda4me) March 10, 2024
He should file a police report. I mean, if someone is trying to kill you why wouldn't you file a report? Unless...
— WOPR now with 128K (@W_O_P_R) March 10, 2024
Ahem.
I don't think anyone recognized Malcom Nance let alone knows enough about him to do anything.
— Ennuibert (@Ennuibert) March 10, 2024
Police have released an APB for the following suspects: pic.twitter.com/6NDDmehf1l
— KingDomRedux (@KingDomRedux) March 10, 2024
They're on the case!
Heh.
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