Malcolm Nance Claiming 'Trumpublican Hillbilly' Loosened His Tire Bolts HILARIOUSLY Sets Off BS Detectors

Eat your heart out, Jussie Smollett.

Malcolm Nance claims he had himself a SCARY altercation with MAGA ... at Cabela's.

You guys, this is hilarious. No, really, you've got to read this nonsense.

Someone removed the bolts out of my cars right front tire at a Cabela’s. It was a Trumpublican hillbilly who walked right over with the tire iron and loosen three out of the five bolts, hoping I would crash. I had a Biden Harris sticker on my car. We couldn’t get his license…
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 9, 2024

The post continues (sorry, but it does):

We couldn’t get his license plate but it was a warning.
Another incident someone left a handwritten note in pencil that thanking me for my service and then calling me a traitor. These people are crazy. Be aware.

So wait. Is Nance claiming he literally saw this hillbilly-type Trump supporter loosen bolts on his tire right in front of him? And he didn't stop him? Or get a license plate? Or video for the cops? C'mon man. We read a lot of obviously fake stories on Twitter (so many woke children out there) but we'd be shocked if anyone actually recognized this guy in person, let alone walked up to his car in broad daylight in front of him and loosened the bolts on his tire.

Dude.

Do you smell what you're shoveling?

BREAKING: police release photo of suspect in Malcolm Nance case. https://t.co/E4XiKGQ75u pic.twitter.com/dPYXBBxwWO
— .338 Lapunanni Magnum (@srsattern) March 9, 2024

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