The World Cup is underway in the US, Mexico, and Canada. Yesterday afternoon, some country not named the United States beat some other country not named the United States, and then the same thing happened last night. While most Americans are struggling to take any interest in the event, Europeans are discovering how awesome America is with our Buc-ee's, Bass Pro Shops, and fast food restaurants.
Some of that apathy may change this evening when the US men's national team takes on Paraguay in Los Angeles ... assuming Mayor Karen Bass doesn't set the city on fire today and then run off to Ghana for another taxpayer-funded Communist holiday.
But on the off-chance that Los Angeles Stadium is still standing at 9 PM EDT, Americans might actually tune into the World Cup for the first time.
Well, some Americans, anyway. According to the California Democratic Party, not everyone is allowed to watch these international paint drying competitions ... err, we mean soccer matches.
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.
— California Democratic Party (@CA_Dem) June 11, 2026
Well, there it is. If you believe in national sovereignty, you are not allowed to watch the national team play.
Or any other national team, for that matter.
What does soccer have to do with people coming here illegally?
— Jodi (@APLMom) June 12, 2026
The person in this account has the IQ of a potato
If, by 'potato,' you mean the IQ of Brian Stelter, then yes. I agree.
And I can't help but notice that the California Democrats left that pesky word 'illegal' out of their post.
Way to admit that you either dont understand or don't care about the distinction between illegal and legal. Not really the flex you thought this was 🙄
— CarolinaConservative3 (@1776Carolina3) June 11, 2026
Oh, the tweet did not go well for them AT ALL.
200 likes. How'd that post work out? Not as clever as it was in your head huh.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 12, 2026
At the time of this writing, they had topped 300 likes.
Meanwhile, more than FIVE THOUSAND people were mocking them in the replies.
No one "voted against immigration." pic.twitter.com/T9AZgYTskG
— Cindy (@asheborn57) June 12, 2026
While it is true that some conservatives have been advocating for a pause in legal immigration, at least from nations that hate America, no such policy has been introduced, let alone voted on.
"You're not allowed to ___ if you ___" is the most typical commie thing imaginable.
— Chanah Angelica Kamen (@AngelicaKamen) June 12, 2026
How on brand for the Democrat party. https://t.co/c20mm1uiRk
Kind of ironic that the people who shriek, 'NO KINGS,' are telling Americans what we can and can't do. In our own homes, no less.
At least it would be ironic if it weren't so utterly predictable.
Deliberately confusing “immigration” with illegal immigration? Check. Coercion? Check. On brand for the Democratic Party? Check and check. https://t.co/h6HN3YlvYs
— Will Swaim (@WillSwaim) June 11, 2026
“Not allowed”
— Sheila (@SheilaTequilaHI) June 12, 2026
Typical totalitarian vibes from California Democrats. https://t.co/9db8EUm2pW
I'm old enough to remember when Democrats also wanted to ban anyone who didn't follow their dictates from public life, restaurants, schools, and even medical care.
They haven't changed their stripes since then.
You’re not allowed! Did you hear that? Straight from the mouths of the Democrat Party. Their attitude towards all of America. You’re not allowed unless we say you’re allowed. https://t.co/rOY1ltrhcl
— Kira (@Kiradavis) June 11, 2026
Talk about saying the quiet part out loud.
Democrats have truly let their masks slip ... except for those COVID masks.
Really? Come to Texas and just try to turn the channel. I dare ya! pic.twitter.com/HinekZtAUg
— #ConservTXmom (@ConservTXmom) June 12, 2026
While most people were laughing at the Democrats and daring them to try to enforce their dictate, others found it strange that they would threaten America by ... not letting us watch soccer?
Mmm-kay.
You act as if the majority of Americans: A) care what you say. B) care about the World Cup.
— Kevin Barnard (@KevyB1990) June 11, 2026
Kind of a resounding NO on both counts.
This is the best World Cup marketing I've ever seen.
— Wattus Maximus (@WattusMaximus) June 11, 2026
But I'm still not watching it. https://t.co/OMuCliQ1GL
If there's one thing that would boost World Cup ratings, it is definitely the knowledge that conservatives tuning into it will make leftists cry.
https://t.co/UJWZ7fQHgH pic.twitter.com/euP7g6XICv
— 🏴☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴☠️ (@BonafideKRS) June 12, 2026
If Kentucky Rebel Scum promises to send me some of their awesome hot sauce for some chili or nachos, maybe I'll watch.
... Maybe.
https://t.co/FCVOcrcGnQ pic.twitter.com/v1KM3R9kyy
— Morgan Rhinegelt (@rhinegelt) June 11, 2026
LOL.
Somehow, an attempted totalitarian mandate from the California Democratic Party isn't quite enough to give anyone the vapors.
You're not allowed to celebrate Fourth of July if you're a democrat. https://t.co/OuyXHN5LVH
— 🇺🇸 Vin 🇺🇸 (@VinceGottalotta) June 12, 2026
Don't worry. They won't. You don't even have to tell them not to.
They'll likely use Independence Day to remind us how much they hate America ... while still stubbornly refusing to leave, which would be better for everyone concerned.
As for me, maybe their trick worked. Because, if nothing else, I'll be watching the US team play tonight just to tweet my viewership at California Democrats.
I just hope the men's national team actually wears red, white, and blue tonight, unlike their ridiculous rainbow kits in their final warm-up match against Germany.
If they decide that they play for some country called 'Pride,' and not the United States of America, they can't exit the tournament soon enough.
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