Who's ready for some fun on a Friday?
Of course, here at Twitchy, we like to have our fun in the form of schadenfreude. And after a grand jury indicted him yesterday for making false statements to Congress and obstruction of justice, there is no one who is in the 'Finding Out' phase of the game more than former FBI Director Jim Comey.
To commemorate the first of what we hope are many, many more indictments coming down against corrupt current and former federal officials (are you paying attention, John Brennan?), last night on X, users started a hilarious hashtag game in his honor.
And because Comey is such a big fan of Taylor Swift, what better hashtag game could there be than #JimComeyASong?
As so often happens with these hashtag games, the fun was kicked off by Twitchy favorite, @TheMorningSpew.
Fooled Around and Found Out #JimComeyASong
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) September 26, 2025
And we're off and running!
Elvin Bishop couldn't have sung it any better.
They Fenced Me In #JimComeyASong
— DelilahM (@delilahmused) September 26, 2025
Well, not quite yet. But if justice prevails, very, very soon.
Brick [Big]House #JimComeyASong https://t.co/tREPaZ3wcp
— Leslie ن 🇺🇸☦️ (@LADowd) September 26, 2025
Comey isn't feeling so 'mighty, mighty' today, is he?
'Shaka gah, shaka now now ...'
Sweet Celly Of Mine#JimComeyASong pic.twitter.com/WB78yB6fze
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) September 26, 2025
We're just wondering if Comey will be allowed to bring his Taylor Swift fan posters into his cell.
Rocks On The Beach#JimComeyASong pic.twitter.com/OAqZIOt8Vd
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) September 26, 2025
We're with the Beach Boys. We'd prefer girls on the beach.
But Comey made his bed, so now he can lie in it, no matter how many seashells there are.
Jail House Rocks#JimComeyASong https://t.co/KPC8U4iR7R pic.twitter.com/StU3dAVfgI
— Outlaw Voter (@MaineRed2020) September 26, 2025
There were a LOT of seashell memes.
We still find it hard to believe that Comey did that.
64 and life
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) September 26, 2025
#JimComeyASong
HA.
Better than Skid Row ever dreamed of.
#JimComeyASong I fought the law and the law won. https://t.co/cTkzFPSAk7
— Unmoderated Content (@HBCampbellJR) September 26, 2025
We hope Comey enjoys breakin' rocks in the hot sun.
I Fought The No One Is Above The Law, And The No One Is Above The Law Won#JimComeyASong
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) September 26, 2025
OK, that's a second iteration of the same song, but just way too funny to pass up.
Democrats aren't loving that phrase so much these days, are they?
Tell Me Lies#JimComeyASong pic.twitter.com/dV0aq1KfeO
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) September 26, 2025
With apologies to Annie Lennox and Eurythmics, Comey's lies were neither sweet nor were they little.
Perp Walk Like An Egyptian#JimComeyASong
— M D Campbell 🇺🇸🏴 (@MCampbell1041) September 26, 2025
We think it's a shame that Comey is being allowed to turn himself in. He should be perp walked -- like an Egyptian or otherwise -- just like Biden's DOJ did to Trump supporters during its four-year reign of lawfare.
I can’t lie. I’m F B I (by Sammy Hagar)#JimComeyASong
— Sean Truax 🇺🇸 ✝️ 🟦 (@redlegtigger) September 26, 2025
Oh, but he lied. Boy howdy, did he lie.
Your Leaking Heart #JimComeyASong
— H.L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) September 26, 2025
It wouldn't be a musical hashtag game without some good old Hank Williams.
Highway to Jail #JimComeyASong
— MakingYourDay (@Deana_k) September 26, 2025
And he's goin' down ...
“Highway to the Indictment Zone”
— Sensurround (@ShamashAran) September 26, 2025
“Sweet Subpoena O’ Mine”
“Sympathy for the Defendant”
“21st Century Indicted Man”
“Firth of Fifth Amendment”
“More Than a Verdict”#JimComeyASong https://t.co/ddRZsObBUb
Wow! There are some deep guts in that list. Even some old school Genesis and the Electric Light Orchestra.
Docket Man #JimComeyASong
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) September 26, 2025
LOL.
Sing it, Sir Elton! (Or, if you prefer, William Shatner.)
Rock Mobster#JimComeyASong pic.twitter.com/5peBovbHiU
— 🇺🇸🇨🇺Hippopotomonostrosesquippedaliophobicphile (@botticellicream) September 26, 2025
#JimComeyASong obstruction was the case
— Fitzy ¢ent (@fitzyMFNcent) September 26, 2025
And we have a Snoop D-O-Double-G sighting!
You *DO* Mess Around With Jim#JimComeyASong
— Jeffrey MacGinnis (@Jeff_MacG) September 26, 2025
Hey, he messed around first. Now he gets to win his stupid prizes.
Chained Melody#JimComeyaSong
— Mondaymonday2 (@Mondaymondtwo) September 26, 2025
Eep.
Comey better hope his next 'roommate' doesn't start singing that to him.
Crime of the Century #JimComeyASong pic.twitter.com/B1jPWMYSTm
— pony menace (@PonyMenace) September 26, 2025
The '70s are alive! And Comey deserves to be in prison well into his 70s.
I can call you Beatty and Beatty when you call me you can call me…
— AmErican (@Flipper628) September 26, 2025
Federal prisoner #5937372#JimComeyASong https://t.co/B9ShITgFIc
With Chevy Chase on the horns!
Sweet Home Alcatraz#JimComeyASong https://t.co/rNH4cXxXd2
— Bushmaster Dave (@clearfluid) September 26, 2025
Welp. The Trump administration is planning on reopening that prison, after all.
And Comey just found out that '... the MAGA man don't need him around, anyhow.'
Do You Really Want To Comey? #JimComeyASong
— Todd of Mischief (@AndToddsaid) September 26, 2025
Sorry, Boy George and Culture Club. Nobody wants to Comey.
Finally, since The Morning Spew kicked off the game, we'll let her close it out:
Don’t Fear the Leaker #JimComeyASong
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) September 26, 2025
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Needs more cowbell!
The game is continuing on X for anyone who plays along. Or feel free to add your songs in the comments.
Yes, we know it's a long way from indictment to conviction. And it's a long way from conviction to sentencing.
But, for now, we're just going to enjoy James Comey having to ...
... face the music.
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