Now, first off, while I have put a CONTENT WARNING in the title, I promise this is not going to get too graphic. That also means that I will be omitting the dirtiest jokes, but oh well.
Still, I admit that I have not watched too much of Tucker Carlson’s videos since he basically went off the antisemitic deep end. I think he has mainly made himself irrelevant. But much like Nick Fuentes, every now and then he says something so stupid or strange, it goes viral and suddenly it’s in my timeline. It’s like pretty much how I have learned everything about Harry and Meghan: Against my will.
And this is one of those times. I had no desire to hear from Tucker Carlson, but I couldn’t escape this:
Tucker Carlson on watching b*stiality p*rnography:
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) October 15, 2026
"If you look at p*rnography enough or b*stiality videos all day: after a while, like, it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it. I'm not into it personally, but it's not crazy." pic.twitter.com/mSai5damcf
Tucker has officially jumped the shark. Now we know why him and Andrew Tate are friends. pic.twitter.com/nB3m7pKcis
— Juliet-Delta 🇺🇸 (@RedAetherDoc) October 15, 2026
That gif is all of us, watching the video.
Do I have to tell you Twitter/X had a field day?
— JJVinegar (@JesseJVinegar) October 15, 2026
Surprised he said horses and not goats in honor of his new friends.
— Angela Van Der Pluym (@anjewla90) October 15, 2026
Oh so he's a Tate fan
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 15, 2026
He’ll be siding with “minor-attracted persons” soon.
— Billboard Chris 🌎 (@BillboardChris) October 15, 2026
After a while all the horses start to look alike to me.
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) October 15, 2026
That's so racist, Hollaria.
— Allegedly Jackson (@AllegedlyJack) October 15, 2026
Omg. This is real. His close friendship with Andrew Tate makes more sense now.
— Erikaaa (@ErikaCA47) October 15, 2026
— TruthWins (@TruthWins) October 15, 2026
Someone take his microphone away https://t.co/GKVqa5TA9K
— ℌ𝔢𝔬𝔥ℭ𝔶𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢 🇺🇸🦅🐺✝️⬜ (@emperorthesteve) October 15, 2026
Stop beating a dead horse. https://t.co/oHuQaSePtq
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 15, 2026
I see what you did there, Senator. And I salute you for it!
BREAKING: Area lunatic banned from local glue factory. https://t.co/kaoxht2zI7
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) October 15, 2026
how it feels to watch 5 seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic https://t.co/cM44YAaMmI
— 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) October 15, 2026
Is he saying Tucker is a Brony?
https://t.co/7wgEGzfqMq pic.twitter.com/mdpRBSVkfX
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) October 15, 2026
Tucker is gone. Off the reservation. It’s demonic. Run. https://t.co/kk2RTS49i9
— Erikaaa (@ErikaCA47) October 15, 2026
Tripled-checked to make sure this was real. And it is. It really is. https://t.co/bXTvhvL8Ss
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) October 15, 2026
While I don’t know 'Max' personally (I don't even know his real name), I felt a high degree of confidence it was real without checking.
— M D (@mdHughJass) October 15, 2026
That is a reference to this infamous clip which every person should watch before hiring Cenk to babysit your pets. Jokes aside, this is slightly more graphic, as accurately represented by Max's description:
Cenk Uygur:
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) October 15, 2026
"If I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving…you are pleasuring the animal."
"I mean, if you really ask the horse, 'Did you mind?' the answer's gotta be [neighing sound]." pic.twitter.com/Y34wkR8EBC
What is it with antisemites and… um… the love of animals?
Wait a minute... Hitler was a vegetarian, too! It's all coming together!
This is Tucker trying to defend the videos that Andrew Tate was caught with. The charge that Tate is facing is "indecent images of a child and extreme pornography".
— jew (@halfsabra) October 15, 2026
Tucker is justifying CP + animal abuse . https://t.co/3v8jTOIMQl
You: “Dude I really like this girl & she’s bringing some friends, just don’t be weird okay?”
— Reuben Rodriguez (@ReubenR80027912) October 15, 2026
Your friend after his 4th drink: https://t.co/JrlFturKhF
I don’t know what is wrong with Tucker. I will simply quote Hank Hill: 'The boy ain’t right.'
https://t.co/Sof4NcVY87
— Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 (@HanShawnity) October 15, 2026
The gym Tucker goes to https://t.co/YE63tDKNDs
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) October 15, 2026
Great job combining this with the Shane Gillis kerfuffle. No notes.
Finally:
Free speech is good because I want to know who the beastiality sympathizer is in the room. https://t.co/tlYsYCIPYw
— Casey Mattox (@CaseyMattox_) October 15, 2026
Yes, as a general principle, one of the things I like about free speech is because it lets the bigots, freaks, jerks and morons self-identify. And sometimes all of those traits combine into one person, as is the case with Tucker. Sigh.
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