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'No comparison here, jackass'! Is Jimmy Kimmel KIDDING with this Cruz porn joke?; Update: It gets worse

That now-infamous Ted Cruz Twitter porn like turned out to be prime comedic fodder. That can’t be helped. So it was only natural for comedian and late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel to lend his voice to the joke chorus.

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Unfortunately, here’s what he came up with:

Beg your pardon, Jimmy?

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/907783904215617536

It’s not even close.

But if nothing else, at least Kimmel’s in good company. CNN’s Chris Cillizza can’t seem to make a distinction between Cruz’s Twitter SNAFU and Democratic politicians’ sexual attraction to minors, either.

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Update:

It gets better:

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Cruz may be the butt of the jokes, but it’s Kimmel who’s the ass.

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