Does anyone have a gag for the little voice inside Mike Huckabee that urges him to make jokes? As if the whole Ted-Cruz-Twitter-porn-like thing weren’t awkward enough, Huckabee decided to chime in in his trademark cringe-inducing way:
Leave @tedcruz alone! He didn't like PORN-he liked CORN and it was his first overture to Iowa voters for 2020! Sheesh! Case closed!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) September 12, 2017
Stop it, Mike. Just stop.
— Matt Gehring (@mattryanx) September 12, 2017
swing and a miss, bud
— Jon Green (@_Jon_Green) September 12, 2017
??♂️??♂️??♂️
— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) September 12, 2017
— The Great Hambino (@HeresWahldo_91) September 12, 2017
— PapaTrent (@InstaTrent) September 12, 2017
— Bill F. (@billyf65) September 12, 2017
— Jen Olson (@jen_olson) September 12, 2017
— CC (@LeighMelone) September 12, 2017
— Rebecca H (@ThursdayGirl) September 12, 2017
— Bradley ? (@bradleyc4) September 12, 2017
— CD Harrison ? (@cdharrison) September 12, 2017
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) September 12, 2017
— Christa (@theotherchrista) September 12, 2017
— Diet Big Red ? (@DualGrey) September 12, 2017
— Kidchico (@kidchico) September 12, 2017
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) September 12, 2017
Mike. We're begging you to stop.
— Patrick Gilsenan (@PGilsenan) September 12, 2017
— Rebecca Marques (@_RebeccaMarques) September 12, 2017
— Perfectly Cromulent (@p_cromulent) September 12, 2017
Just. Stop. pic.twitter.com/ar0I47zUDY
— Mouth of Sauron (@simon_lindsell) September 12, 2017
— Matthias Reynolds (@RealMReynolds) September 12, 2017
Mike this is a cry for help and we are listening.
— Jenna Mullins (@JBomb11) September 12, 2017
you don't even know what jokes are
— Sigh Hersh (@Ugarles) September 12, 2017
Have you ever… *heard* a joke before?
— Aaron Montgomery (@ProbablyMonty) September 12, 2017
You are bad at jokes. This fact is independent of our political differences.
— Jacob Mallott? (@jmallott) September 12, 2017
Dude it's insane how bad you are at these
— ? Rad Jaffy ? (@Sherlock_HoImie) September 12, 2017
This is one of the worst tweets I've ever read.
— Thomas Dodson, ICC (@shockthomas) September 12, 2017
Dear Jesus, Please send a message to this lost soul that he is not funny in the slightest. Thousands have tried. He won't stop. Amen
— WazzuGruber? (@WazzuGruber) September 12, 2017
Isn’t there anything that can convince him to retire his “comedy” routine? Anything at all?
Please tell me how much money you'll accept to never attempt a joke ever again and I will raise that amount
— Michelle Spies (@spies_please) September 12, 2017
Srsly no amount too small, I will make it happen
— Michelle Spies (@spies_please) September 12, 2017
No amount too small, eh?
— Ashley Gunderson (@ashley_gun26) September 12, 2017
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