Nancy Pelosi has the distinction of being a member of Congress who earns six figures annually but somehow has an estimated net worth of over $100 million. Probably because she works so hard. Or maybe because of insider trading. It’s definitely one of those things.
Anyway, recall that late last year, Pelosi said that there shouldn’t be any restriction on members of Congress trading individual stocks while serving in Congress — and no restriction on their spouses, either.
REPORTER: "Should members of congress and their spouses be banned from trading individual stocks while serving in congress?"
PELOSI: "No…We are a free market economy. They should be able to participate in that." pic.twitter.com/2SNqSCwFEU
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 15, 2021
That brings us to a new video from comedian Ryan Long, who is pretty good at making videos. Long has put together a very informative video starring “Paul Pelosi” for those of you out there who want to be as wealthy as the Pelosis but aren’t quite sure how to make that dream a reality.
Watch and learn (and maybe get a discount on male grooming and hygiene tools at the end):
Get Rich Like Nancy Pelosi's Husband pic.twitter.com/GOXZrN0qeb
— Ryan Long (@ryanlongcomedy) July 25, 2022
“Master class,” indeed. Long — sorry, Paul Pelosi — makes it sound pretty simple. Wonder how much he charges for that course …
An awesome investment strategy, not just some get rich quick scheme! https://t.co/MH1E3orGdD
— Why Is Everything Stupid? (@KyleSouther1) July 25, 2022
Go out and find your own House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and you, too, can be a wealth S.O.B.! A wealthy S.O.B. who beats DUI raps! Which is the best kind of wealthy S.O.B.
“Politics isn’t for hot people… it’s for people who want to get filthy freakin rich”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
☠️ https://t.co/kZkKgX0Euo— Dave Ross (@drosssports) July 25, 2022
Brutal
— gavin tosney (@GavinTosney) July 25, 2022
Hilarious and wildly accurate
— Brendan Donegan (@B_Donegan) July 25, 2022
I don't know how he made it this funny while being this true and infuriating, but that's the brilliance of @ryanlongcomedy for you!😂🤣😂🤣🤘🤘🤘 https://t.co/EJANn8QJrO
— Jason Zod (@jzod138) July 25, 2022
This is hilarious. And I also don’t know why more people aren’t furious about all of this. https://t.co/E5FL61TVlU
— Landon.sol (@nakedshortsonly) July 25, 2022
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