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Big-Eared Dem Rep. Jacobs Tries to Roast Rubio's Shoes, Forgets She's a Mid 5 Who Should Stick to Policy

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Secretary Rubio is having a time with the Democrats in today's hearing. 

First of all, all Democrats are dumb. It's impossible to believe what they believe and be a smart person. They are already starting at a deficit. Then, bring in Marco Rubio who is a brilliant Republican. The Democrats are clearly outmatched, so they try to be funny while lashing out. It doesn't go well. 

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First up is Rep. Jacobs. For some reason, this fluffy woman who is a solid 5 on a good day tries to insult Sec. Rubio's looks and fashion. She pushes her hair behind her very large ears. This is not a road she should go down.

Here's the thing, if you're going to insult someone's looks, you dang sure better be a good-looking person. Rep. Jacobs is not. She should stick to asking policy questions. One might assume she has a big brain inside that massive head, but again, she's a Democrat, so apparently, it's just lots of skull and air.  

Rep. Jacobs comes from one of those 'oligarch' families the Democrats claim to hate. Generally, those kinds of families use their formidable wealth to improve their daughter's appearance. Apparently, that was not this family's choice. Interesting and altruistic, maybe. Looks are not everything and in this case, they are nothing.

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Rep. Jacobs is extremely fascinated with Sec. Rubio's foot size which is also bizarre. It's almost as if she is wondering if the urban legend about a man's shoe size and the size of his *ahem* other parts is equal. Maybe Big Ears Jacobs has a bit of a crush? 

Secretary Rubio is a handsome fellow. Who could blame her?

They have no understanding of policy, so they make scenes like this. 

One would think they would learn their lesson, but they keep coming back for more.

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Next up, was the Congresswoman who screamed questions for five minutes, and when Rubio tried to answer, she ran out of the room. Maybe there needs to be more required drug testing in Congress. 

If they don't plan to allow him to talk, why invite him? He could go do one of his many jobs and Democrats could all yell at each other. Seems a better use of everyone's time.

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