In a shocking turn of events, an increasing number of Americans seem to believe that Joe Biden’s Afghanistan strategy has not, in fact, been the “extraordinary success” he has claimed it’s been.

That seems newsworthy, right? So, understandably, Axios is covering it.

With their own special spin, of course:

Ah, yes.

But what fun would that be? No story is complete without good, old-fashioned Republican seizing.

No, don’t worry. Republicans can do both!

Plus pouncing, of course.

Always with the pouncing and seizing and wielding, those busy Republicans.

Woo!

Amen.