BRACE YOURSELVES! Looks like AR-15s just got EVEN MORE dangerous [pics]

California’s getting serious about cracking down on plastic straws.

Owning this semi-automatic straw dispenser has more penalties than knowingly giving someone AIDS in California pic.twitter.com/oFciLZXOkh

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) July 27, 2018

But when straws are outlawed, only outlaws will have straws. And we have no doubt they’ll use them for something terrifying.

Terrifying like this:

pic.twitter.com/282gI2EuJz

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) July 27, 2018

Dude.

https://twitter.com/StrongbadPundit/status/1022901820224622594

Think that’s scary? It actually gets even scarier:

A friend just sent this to me. pic.twitter.com/MM2weOl8nc

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) July 27, 2018

Dear God.

Game changer

— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 27, 2018

So dangerous.

— #IStillLikeBeer ?? (@BruinOregon81) July 27, 2018

Parting exit question:

Will they ban *straw* purchases of guns?

— Where's Sweet Victory? (@DestructiveChem) July 27, 2018

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