As Twitchy told you, USA Today made colossal asses of themselves when they suggested that Texas church shooter Devin Kelley’s rifle could’ve been modified with a “chainsaw bayonet.” Guess all the mockery — which was oh-so-well deserved — finally got to them, because they’ve tweeted out this clarification:
To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) November 8, 2017
Oh well, I’m so glad y’all cleared that up! https://t.co/Rsux77Kh3a
— Heather (@hboulware) November 8, 2017
Oh, ok. Now it all makes sense https://t.co/EI8bHdl0k5
— Not A. RealName (@yitzyy) November 8, 2017
No shit, Sherlock. https://t.co/Sktno3Z0fY
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) November 8, 2017
Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs, he DID NOT use a chainsaw bayonet?! https://t.co/4WEPcMVrxO
— Will (@Oil_Guns_Merica) November 8, 2017
This is the greatest thing.
"The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet" is an instant classic. https://t.co/m8TQXD8UxE
— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) November 8, 2017
It really is.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 8, 2017
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) November 8, 2017
— Melissa Mackenzie ? (@MelissaTweets) November 8, 2017
Greatest Tweet evah. https://t.co/KqCsS45yil
— …and here's why… (@liberrocky) November 8, 2017
Annnnnd I'm dead. Our media has become a parody of itself. https://t.co/VyMZRKtDYQ
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 8, 2017
Just delete your account and save yourself the embarrassment
— Andrew (@McLeod3475) November 8, 2017
How embarrassing. Just quit. https://t.co/K9lENkQs9L
— Meech (@michi83) November 8, 2017
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