As Twitchy told you, USA Today made colossal asses of themselves when they suggested that Texas church shooter Devin Kelley’s rifle could’ve been modified with a “chainsaw bayonet.” Guess all the mockery — which was oh-so-well deserved — finally got to them, because they’ve tweeted out this clarification:
To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
Oh.
Oh. Good.
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) November 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/928368973707661313
https://twitter.com/yitzyy/status/928368617149927426
No shit, Sherlock. https://t.co/Sktno3Z0fY
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/Oil_Guns_Merica/status/928370092810711040
This is the greatest thing.
"The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet" is an instant classic. https://t.co/m8TQXD8UxE
— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) November 8, 2017
It really is.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 8, 2017
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— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) November 8, 2017
Hahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/UkRnjk4RaR
— Melissa Mackenzie ? (@MelissaTweets) November 8, 2017
Greatest Tweet evah. https://t.co/KqCsS45yil
— Sympathy, Empathy, Dignity. (@liberrocky) November 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/928369856419975169
Just delete your account and save yourself the embarrassment
— Andrew (@McLeod3475) November 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/michi83/status/928369314213912576