When President Trump spent part of a holiday weekend doing what he does best — needling Democrats with a map that crossed “Mexico” off New Mexico and wrote “America” in its place — Sen. Mark Kelly treated the bit like a five-alarm cartographic emergency that demanded his personal intervention.
Trump posts map that renames New Mexico 'New America' https://t.co/UtmWIGibPc pic.twitter.com/KWwdH2BPLZ
— New York Post (@nypost) September 6, 2026
The Arizona Democrat and professional Trump critic, never one to let a meme go unanswered if there’s a 2028 primary audience watching, immediately decided that if the president gets to play with place names then so does he, and reached straight for the freshest material in the entire Democrat Party archive.
If we’re just renaming shit now, we can all do that. Hope you enjoy “Felony Hall,” Donald Trump. https://t.co/v5SvxAQ2Ol pic.twitter.com/ZcBTDcPxZX
— Captain Mark Kelly (@CaptMarkKelly) September 7, 2026
WOOF.
The Left cannot joke.
The Left cannot take a joke.
The Left has no sense of humor.
I wish you gawked over the DSA the way you gawk at the President who is trying to make life better for U.S. citizens.
— Not the WH Ballroom (@jchristyva) September 7, 2026
Party over country, though.
You’re such a giant douchbag, Kelly. We’re laughing at you.
— Patriotski Páwel Y 🇺🇸 (@pyajlc) September 7, 2026
Tough crowd.
HOW is it possible you dupes fall for this EVERY single time?
— Gilmore Tuttle (@BulldogsTuttle) September 7, 2026
You’re worse than Wile E. Coyote and his Acme traps.
Recommended
Heh.
You really are dense. 🤣
— Kat (@Tupelobee) September 7, 2026
— Goat Fieri (@FieriGoat) September 7, 2026
They are really so bad at this 🤣
— Boneless Fries 🇺🇸 (@CKnobb) September 7, 2026
So bad.
You’re a clown.
— Why so Serious? (@BatmansMartini) September 7, 2026
And not a funny one.
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Editor’s Note: The 2026 Midterms will determine the fate of President Trump’s America First agenda. Republicans must maintain control of both chambers of Congress.
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