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He's RUNNING: Chris Murphy Humiliates Himself Trying to Prove He Actually Stands a Chance in 2028 (Watch)

AP Photo/Rod Lamkey, Jr.

He's running.

At least his new woke, progressive, social media queen of a girlfriend he cheated on his wife with thinks he's running. Why else would he be so visible all of a sudden, cursing like a brain-injured hyena and wearing tennis shoes?

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HE'S JUST SO RELATABLE NOW!

Oh, no, he's not. He looks like an old man trying desperately to matter.

Look at this nonsense:

Oh, Chris.

This is just ... cringe. Even Bernie Sanders has some sort of stinky old man charm about him, but Chris? He just comes off as a pasty, weird, awkward skeeze who we all know cheated on his wife. 

Yeah, you ninny.

Ninny ... now there's a word we don't hear often enough anymore.

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Yes, yes we are.

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