The Rent-A-Mob Clocked in Again: Palestinian Flags Appear at Google’s Anti-AI Protest
Report: Black Woman's 'Lynching' Was Staged After She Was Killed During Drug Dispute
CNN's Jake Tapper Reports That Trump's 'Outside Advisors' Are Telling Him to Declare...
Female App State Student Arrested for Threatening to Massacre Viewers of ‘We Will...
'Moderate' Rep. Ro Khanna Calls for Release of Convicted Murderer and Terrorist From...
In the Toronto Star’s Latest Fever Dream, the U.S. Invades and Canada Turns...
Democratic Michigan Senate Candidate Abdul El-Sayed Vows to Whoop Bill Maher's BLEEP on...
Trump Kicks Off the Tennessee vs. Texas Game With the Most Awesome Presidential...
Here's Coverage of Trump That CNN Doesn't Think You Can See Because They're...
FAFO of the Week: Brewery That Promised Free Beer When Trump Dies Gets...
David Axelrod Took a Jab at Trump's Red Carpet Treatment for Xi and...
CNN Gets a New Threat to Democracy to Freak Out About and I...
Discovered Camera Roll Shows What Really Went Down at State Dinner With Chinese...
Grounded for Bad Behavior: Trump Kicks CNN Off of Air Force One for...
The Three Big Obvious Reasons Richard Linklater’s Latest Film Trilogy Is Facing a...

USA Today in Climate-Change Panic Mode Because ... *Checks Notes* ... Winter Is COLD (No, Really)

AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall

Would someone like to explain to USA Today what happens to the weather during winter?

Psst ... it gets COLD. 

And guess what, the further you live from the equator (and the higher up you live) the colder it gets. CRAZY, YES?

Advertisement

The weather has always been weird. There are literally jokes about the weather like, 'Don't like the weather this morning in X? Wait until this afternoon!' Old timers have been talking about and making jokes about weird weather for hundreds of years.

And they do it for every season, even WINTER.

From USA Today:

Human-induced climate change alters the intensity, frequency and duration of many extreme events during every season of the year, according to the report. Drought, flooding and wildfire are becoming more frequent and severe, with cascading effects in every part of the country.

Globally, scientists expect such events to worsen and to occur more frequently without greater and more urgent reductions in fossil fuel emissions.

U.S. and world leaders say it's not too late to alter the trajectory of extreme events. The degree to which they continue or get worse depends on the choices we make now, the assessment says. ”The future is largely in human hands.”

Advertisement

Only complete psychopaths believe humans can control the weather.

Get a grip.

But it's getting COLDER.

Wait, we see your point.

Knew it.

That explains everything.

Feel better, USA Today?

======================================================================

Related:

WHOA: Oversight Committee Drops the DAMNING-EST of Damning Threads RIGHT on Joe and Hunter Biden's Heads

OOPS! Karine Jean-Pierre TRIES Defending Abortion in Thread, Accidentally Makes Very Pro-Life Argument

Advertisement

So. Damn. GOOD --> Harvard's Student Newspaper BLASTS the Board for Cowardly Defending Claudine Gay

It Is SOOO On! Rumble Suing Two Individuals Connected With Media Matters for Trying to Silence the Right

Black Conservative Scholar Claudine Gay Plagiarized DECIMATES Harvard and Their Racial Double Standards

======================================================================

Editor's Note: Hi there. I know it's been some time since we changed this up but changing it up now to see if any of you read this far. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ALSO, if you are reading this far please sign up for Twitchy VIP and help us continue bringing you the truth, especially the truth Biden and his Big Tech goons don't want us sharing.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement