Would you look at that? Two dudes won the Illinois State Cyclocross Championship.
Gotta love it when average men use women's sports to make champions of themselves.
Oh, wait, no.
Men took the top two podium spots in the women's singlespeed category at the Illinois State Cyclocross Championships yesterday.
— 🚲 (@i_heart__bikes) December 4, 2023
Tessa (Michael) Johnson took 🥇and "Evelyn" Williamson took 🥈
Thanks to @usacycling, men are racing in women's categories all over the US. pic.twitter.com/AQixz5xWx1
Megyn Kelly had just one word for this ... and we agree with her.
Infuriating. https://t.co/VH8waXsOcW
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) December 4, 2023
Ok, so there are lots and lots and lots of words we could also use to describe what happened here but they'd all probably get us in trouble. Stinkin' PG-13 rating thingie!
Just know, we think it sucks that men are competing in women's sports.
We'll leave it at that.
Men took the top two podium spots in the women's singlespeed category at the Illinois State Cyclocross Championships yesterday.
— 🚲 (@i_heart__bikes) December 4, 2023
Tessa (Michael) Johnson took 🥇and "Evelyn" Williamson took 🥈
Thanks to @usacycling, men are racing in women's categories all over the US. pic.twitter.com/AQixz5xWx1
There ya' go.
That's better.
When @SouthPark become reality.
— MasterOfDerpets (@MasterOfDerpets) December 4, 2023
And it's not even funny or entertaining.
Cycling has been my refuge since I was a little girl. This makes me sick to my stomach and full of rage.
— The Lesbian Republican (@RedPillLesbo) December 4, 2023
Why are men racing in the women’s category? What’s wrong with the men’s category?
— Cathy Morgan (AFH) I exist 🌸 (@CathyMo41926708) December 4, 2023
Because average or below average men can't compete in the men's category, so they discover they're somehow women and start winning championships.
They have no shame.
— Creature of Habit2 (@CreatureHabit2) December 4, 2023
They have less than no shame.
And yes, that's possible.
Heh.
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