Eric Swalwell's Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad BIRTHDAY Gets Even Worse After He Asks for Birthday Greetings

Sam J. | 10:45 AM on November 17, 2023

Ha.

HA ha.

HA HA HA HA HA.

Oh, man.

So yesterday was Eric Swalwell's birthday and his 'staff' shared a happy birthday post asking Twitter to wish him a Happy Birthday.

And MAN, we should send his staff a thank you card.

Too damn funny.

Cheers to another year!

From Staff: Wish Eric a happy birthday— comment below! 🥳🎂 pic.twitter.com/PIBKzxpRx3
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) November 16, 2023

Yeah, we don't even have to say anything else.

EL OH EL.

What’d ya have for your birthday dinner?
Chinese?
— Penguin - behind enemy lines 🇺🇲🇺🇲 (@penguin74us) November 16, 2023

I'm surprised Xi didnt get you a new girlfriend to pop out of a cake
— Harrison Krank (@HarrisonKrank) November 16, 2023

Hope you have a Happy Chinese New Year!!!
— Caleb Box (@calebbox) November 17, 2023

They must’ve been all out of “Congrats on banging another Chinese spy” cakes.
— Richard - Thought Criminal (@nowiknowmyabcs) November 17, 2023

Good luck! pic.twitter.com/YLlPTQRBnb
— 🇺🇸 Pismo 🇺🇸 (@Pismo_B) November 16, 2023

Ahem

Good luck not banging another Chinese spy, try a Ukrainian one next
— Darreick Harmon (@DarreickHarmon) November 16, 2023

You are so lucky you are not in jail.
— Gigi J. Trump (@realGigiJ) November 16, 2023

That's kind of a nice one, right?

Give my regards to Fang Fang
— Jose Galan ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@jgalan707) November 17, 2023

Did the Chinese Embassy pay for that cake?
— Matthew Adams (@matthew4brem) November 16, 2023

Fair question.

Thursday is also garbage day. How fitting.
— Theodore #FJB (@2_dolla_bills) November 16, 2023

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