Full transparency upfront, there is no way we are including every tweet in this thread because that is INSANE, however, the thread is too good not to cover and besides, if you guys really want to see all of the virgins terrorists get to 'get with' when they die in Jihad you can always hop on Twitter and take a look.
Just make sure you bring along some eye bleach.
Hello and welcome to the afterlife!
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
I know you are excited to have died in jihad, so let’s not waste any time!
Here is the first of your 72 virgins: pic.twitter.com/1GPZHUYOR6
Such a great idea when a 'Day of Jihad' has been called for today.
And seriously, what a beauty.
It gets better ... or worse.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Again, these are not in order - just some of our favorites from the entire thread which is crazy hilarious.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
*snort*
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
The eyebrow of a champ.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Honestly surprised this one doesn't count as two.
Oh, calm down, it's just a joke.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Student protester maybe? Nice hat.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ok, so we know we shouldn't laugh but ... damn, that's funny.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Ummm ... we have questions.
On second thought, maybe not.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Look how affectionate this one is.
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Annnd now we're dead.
46-72 are just a smattering of demons and politicians. We just got a new one! pic.twitter.com/YdF9nOE6o5
— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023
Ok, so there are not 72 BUT 46 individual pictures is pretty damn impressive.
And sorta terrifying.
We dunno, terrorist a-holes, this whole 72 virgins thing might be a huge ripoff.
Just sayin'.
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