--UPDATE--
They deleted it! EL OH EL.
But you know, we got it.
Nice try, Forbes.
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You've got to be shiznitting us.
True story, we checked not once, not twice, but three times to make sure this wasn't a parody.
It's not.
It's just really that bad.
Wow, Forbes ... way to sink lower than we thought possible today.
Hamas Threatens To Execute Israeli Civilian Hostages For Unprompted Attacks On Gazahttps://t.co/5TsFsJZDqi pic.twitter.com/7bnOVAwD0p
— Forbes (@Forbes) October 9, 2023
We made the same face.
I've been hesitant to use this too often, but this headline warrants it. Snake in a Fez: Deployed. pic.twitter.com/THtr6CZjrI
— Gen-X Wolf™ (@GenXWolf) October 9, 2023
This might be the worst headline of the year
— Philip Reichert (@PhilipReichert) October 9, 2023
Un-what-ed?
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) October 9, 2023
Went from unprovoked to unprompted quickly.
— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) October 9, 2023
I don’t think they understand the meaning of either word, or I missed something 🤦🏻♀️
— Texas Belle (@justbelle1375) October 9, 2023
Clearly, the terrorists are the real victims in all of this.
Unprompted.
Where did the hostages come from?
— Bhavik (@Bhavik0880) October 9, 2023
Right?
Get the Columbia intern off the Twitter account.
— J (@ARaised_Eyebrow) October 9, 2023
Unprompted?
— Bohemio of the Reeeeing Twenties (@El__Bohemio) October 9, 2023
Look, I know you people have a job to do with the whole "spin" thing.
At least put in the effort to make it sound reasonable.
That was a parody tier lede.
I guess invading, kidnapping, raping, and murdering civilians is "unprompted"
— Kaya (@sisterinferior) October 9, 2023
Who knew?
We've seen a LOT of bad headlines over the years but THIS ONE ... it's special.
And not in a good way.
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